I decided my life was too boring and took it upon myself to make things more exciting.
So I dropped my glasses in the way into work, never realized this throughout the day and then prompty started my truck and ran them over upon leaving work.
I had to get them to stay together with super glue and then I colored the super glue with a black paint pen. I refused to use tape as there is a limit to my quirkiness. I did this just so I would be able to drive to the store to get a new pair.
So now I'm going to marry a spot-on chap named Glen at Visionworks because he hooked me up with a mad deal on new specs.
So I dropped my glasses in the way into work, never realized this throughout the day and then prompty started my truck and ran them over upon leaving work.
I had to get them to stay together with super glue and then I colored the super glue with a black paint pen. I refused to use tape as there is a limit to my quirkiness. I did this just so I would be able to drive to the store to get a new pair.
So now I'm going to marry a spot-on chap named Glen at Visionworks because he hooked me up with a mad deal on new specs.
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haha if I ate nuts I'd be all over that like a fat kid on a smarty, but I dont they are too salty...but thank you for putting a smile on my face.
which is far less than a million, but still too many.