What do you give the guy who has everything? Well, apparently, if you ask my mom, the answer is the flu. Now I'm all sick and I can barely talk and can't breath well "COUGH COUGH".
Happy fuggin New Year!
Happy fuggin New Year!
celebrating New Years alone...YAY
No kiss at midnight...YAY
Another year without anyone to fall asleep with...YAY
Where did I put that handgun?.
No kiss at midnight...YAY
Another year without anyone to fall asleep with...YAY
Where did I put that handgun?.
7 .a.m. I should go to bed but I'm too bored to sleep. If I tried I'd lay there for hours trying to sleep and end up fantasizing about girls I shouldn't fantasize about.
Started a new car yesterday with my friend Seth, '53 Cadillac Deville two door. We're gonna do somethin crazy with it. We're choppin the top off, dropping it with airbags, shaving...
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Started a new car yesterday with my friend Seth, '53 Cadillac Deville two door. We're gonna do somethin crazy with it. We're choppin the top off, dropping it with airbags, shaving...
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New tattoo today. Now my friends and I are going to a bar and we are gonna pretend that one of us doesn't speak english, just so we can see what the waitresses will say about us when they think we can't understand them;. 
noelle:
Jackass style stunts and all. Did anyone ever tell you that in your pic you look like Johnny Knoxville?
I thought i saw him in a McDonalds once but than again, i also thought I saw Ray Liotta eating a sandwich in a car next to me.
Thanks for all the nice words,
love Noelle
I thought i saw him in a McDonalds once but than again, i also thought I saw Ray Liotta eating a sandwich in a car next to me.
Thanks for all the nice words,
love Noelle
monicaisafreak:
let us know how that works out, stuff like that is funny.
getting a new tatoo today!!! god I love new tattoos.
Mele Kalikimaka o'u makamaka a Hau'oli Makahiki Hou.
'i'ini aloha o'a makamaka
Kakali
Trans: Wonderful Christmas my friends and happy new year. Wishes of love my friends
Kakali (Zechariah)
'i'ini aloha o'a makamaka
Kakali
Trans: Wonderful Christmas my friends and happy new year. Wishes of love my friends
Kakali (Zechariah)
demolitionkitten:
mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
Hope your christmas was super!
Hope your christmas was super!
noelle:
new crush, huh? i`m flattered.
Well, sorry yall but I think i pissed off my friend,who was gonna model for the site. She hasn't spoken to me in a couple days, (probably because I asked her out). Hopefully she'll forgive me,and maybe she'll still model but really even if she doesn't model I just wish I hadn't screwed up good friendship.( None of the icon faces really express how I...
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I'm a fuck up, and an idiot.
Every met the[ person] of your dreams? Ever asked them out? Well I have. And if you were wondering what she said, well just take a look at my picture and I'm sure that not only wil you figure out the answer but you'll also get the pleasant taste of
in the back of your mouth.
She may...
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Every met the[ person] of your dreams? Ever asked them out? Well I have. And if you were wondering what she said, well just take a look at my picture and I'm sure that not only wil you figure out the answer but you'll also get the pleasant taste of
in the back of your mouth.
She may...
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baphomatic:
I meant to you.
Hey, that's the way it goes when she curls her toes, so if she curls em that way, cut em off or you're a gonner/
"baphomatic said on Dec 23, 2002 07:40 AM
Christmas card would be a formal invitation of one to another to celebrate the birth (or lesser feast) of another altogether, that is the difference, in it excelled happy entrail weaving. "
Hey, that's the way it goes when she curls her toes, so if she curls em that way, cut em off or you're a gonner/
"baphomatic said on Dec 23, 2002 07:40 AM
Christmas card would be a formal invitation of one to another to celebrate the birth (or lesser feast) of another altogether, that is the difference, in it excelled happy entrail weaving. "
jessica:
Oh, for such a cutie you sure always have low self-esteem! How are you an ordained minister at only 21?! That's crazy man.
I think I found a Biblical typo. God didn't say in order for Adam to get a partner , he'd have to give up a rib. He said he'd need to relocate a rib in order to get along with his new partner ( sorry cheesy joke... couldn't resist) 
jessica:
hey now....
Like there's mistakes in the Bible!
Like there's mistakes in the Bible!
Had some stupid frat boy come up to me and try to rub off my tattoos (like I have nothing better to do that sit around trying to fool strangers into thinking I have tattoos. His friend then said " see I told you they were real" Then I punched him in the throat for touching me (little bit of a temper problem). His friends...
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A playstation 2 and a pony?
a harem?
a moustache?
if you do, maybe I will come over . .