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mingol:
AWESOME.
phantasy:
I don't even know why that thing is so funny but I laughed.
Three times in one day. Yay. Nevermind.
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hadees:
Especially considering I am not a communist. But I guess he can't let little things like details get in the way of his point.
chikinhammr:
You are slutty and braggadocios. And I envy that deeply.
Twice in one day. Yay.
Looks like I'll be without a computer for an unknown quantity of time, starting tonight. This one's going into the shop, because it's "flaky." I'll try to drop in and all that jazz. And I'll let you know if I die or anything.
Looks like I'll be without a computer for an unknown quantity of time, starting tonight. This one's going into the shop, because it's "flaky." I'll try to drop in and all that jazz. And I'll let you know if I die or anything.
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phantasy:
Just don't haunt me if you die. I hate that!
chainlink:
Flaky is nice. I like flaky.
In my pasteries.
good luck with it.
In my pasteries.
good luck with it.
kleio:
Good find, right there.
kleio:
I guess it doesn't help that I'm easily distracted by shiny things!
Five times in as many days, I've been accused being humorless. From quarters I would never have expected it from, either, like PointBlank.
I'm getting a fucking complex.
EDIT - Four times in as many days. One was a mistake. Too bad I'd already drowned myself in mop water, otherwise I'd be around to appreciate it.
I'm getting a fucking complex.
EDIT - Four times in as many days. One was a mistake. Too bad I'd already drowned myself in mop water, otherwise I'd be around to appreciate it.
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holden_caulfield:
Being serious isn't so bad really. I like that about you. Really. 
I suppose that you could prove your detractors wrong by posting something humorous on the Silliness board. Then, when members accuse you of being humorless, simply post a link to your humor and tell them to shove it!
I suppose that you could prove your detractors wrong by posting something humorous on the Silliness board. Then, when members accuse you of being humorless, simply post a link to your humor and tell them to shove it!
chikinhammr:
At least you're not a boring troll. Your humor may be dry sometimes but you're definitely not humorless.
Sex is nice, too.
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signalnoise:
I find drunken sex overrated anyway.
Thanks for the mini-primer on scotch. I'm actually not a big "liquor" person, but I'm always intrigued by ratings and gradations.
Thanks for the mini-primer on scotch. I'm actually not a big "liquor" person, but I'm always intrigued by ratings and gradations.
mistress_m:
Yes, and when you actually get it. It is wonderful 
I love scotch.
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nathanialblood:
I'm more of a whisky shorts guy myself
wildswan:
I know! Ain't it grand?!
DieWhiteGirls is somethin', ain't he?
I'm going out for a bit. I'll be back to chat later.
DieWhiteGirls is somethin', ain't he?
I'm going out for a bit. I'll be back to chat later.
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ms_magdalena:
That it is, sir =)
phoenixgirl:
I hate feeling like this, I am usually more positive and you know that.
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meatpieboy:
You love my tee. Too bad I've gone "full" lately. Maybe I'll show it off in another profile pic... Ah, the various identities of teh intarweb.
ronracn:
That's a mighty cute pussy that you have there...
Somebody had to say it! Might as well be me!
Somebody had to say it! Might as well be me!
Celebrated freedom last night. Now I have a headache.
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ms_magdalena:
Oh god. . . . . .
Yes.
That is some phenomenaly hot writing.
uh. . . . yeah. I don't know what else to say. . . .
/wet
Yes.
That is some phenomenaly hot writing.
uh. . . . yeah. I don't know what else to say. . . .
/wet
prockgirlscout:
Holy fucking hotness! 
Alright. So my loaner computer is going back tomorrow. The computer I bought is junked. And the computer that was given to me won't go online, either. I'm going to make one last effort with the cable company to get that machine to work, but I'm not sanguine about it.
So I might be on a lot less in the very near future. Just so...
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ms_magdalena:
Zarth said:
Don't mind me. I'm full of cheap hooch and snark.
You know, funny you should mention. . . . because I would love to be filled with that right now, myself. ♥
ms_magdalena:
Mmmm-hmmmmm
"Monsieur, beware of love! It is lying in ambush everywhere; it is watching for you at every corner; all its snares are laid, all its weapons are sharpened, all its guiles are prepared! Beware of love! Beware of love! It is more dangerous than brandy, bronchitis or pleurisy! It never forgives and makes everybody commit irreparable follies.
"Yes, monsieur, I say that the Government should...
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mrmuller:
Exactly.
starbuck42:
I'm heartbroken. I might never recover. You best think of ways to make it up to me. 