yumchen

Lalalalalalal. Everything is working like clockwork. Except for the chronic stabbing pain in my lower back. Stupid spine. I need a real bed instead of an air mattress. That's what i get for buying 300$ Grow light. I just want a lemon tree! Imagine fresh lemons. I would put lemon juice in everything. I know this girl who turned me onto citric acid. You have to be careful with that stuff though. She eats it straight. I don't want to end up a citric acid junkie. Can you grow tomatoes inside?? I don't know if i would have to pollinate them myself. That would feel a little ackward. Artificial pollination. Maybe if i wore a bee sostume the plant wouldn;t feel so violated. 'scuse me mr. tomato plant while i diddle with yo pollen. Would i have to have two plants then?? With one it would be tomato incest. Would the fruit be ok?? Gosh, maybe i should have boughten a bed. I know all about how to use those. Anyway. I want it to be payday. I am ging to try to fillet my own sashimi. My sushi habit is killing my wallet. Who knew raw fish tasted so damn good??
chow