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Dec 6, 2015
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Why is it that over the course of 4 hours I can CRUSH an entire bottle of Chianti (my favorite wine) and feel like a million bucks the next day...but if I have 3 Sam Octoberfest over 6 hours I feel like a bag of smashed assholes!?

I may have to break out my lab gear and see what the hell Sam is doing to their beer.

In the mean time I'm going to enjoy my coffee and watch the püps harass one another because what else are friends for. Then I'm going to take some super sexy photos of @fresa to fill the afternoon. Hope you all are enjoying your Sunday!

Cheers,

Chris

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strongbhoy:
Could be allergic to some shit, a mate of mine breaks out with cinnamon or something in beer. Usually wine fucks people up, my mom had to stop drinking reds because it would give her headaches.
Dec 7, 2015
midnight:
I agree friend, might be something in the beer. Oooohhhh photos w Fresa, enjoy!!
Dec 13, 2015

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