yonicsoothe

my good friend jonbenet meLLencamp is going to europe for 5 weeks with "the guy i'm fucking" (her words). She insists she's moving to austin when she gets back, and furthermore, she insists that meLvis, me, and sporkgrrL have to move in with her and start a big ass commune. I toLd her she's gonna end up staying in Ibiza, where MichaeL (the guy) is Like ELmer J. Fudd, millionaire (he owns a mansion and a yacht. I Love Austin, butt I don't know if i'm ready to move to texas. I'm stiLL dying to go to europe though...