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Would You Like A Crocodile?


Would you like a crocodile
Adorned with a top hat
He'd dance and splish along his swamp
And tell you where its at

Then he'd hunt down and kill a skunk
To complete his suit
It'd smell so bad but look divine
It'd be quite a hoot

Would you like a crocodile
Armed with a bazooka
He'd point at a Pizza Hut
And blow up those darn palookas

Then he'd be dissapoint because you said
There are no fat plumbers here to kill
All he has left is burning sausage
To give you in his will

Would you like a crocodile
Horny as can be
He'd chase your sister round and round
Out the window she would flee

For a crocodile is no Brad Pitt
It has no sense of style
He can't match shoes with leathery skin
He'll be lonely quite a while

Would you like a crocodile
Who spent your one last cent?
He mailed Nigeria for more funds
He's sure he'll make a mint

The po-po came right for the best
Pizza Hut and your sister made such a wail
Nigeria even got you sued
And now you're both in jail

My crocodile stole 40 cakes
That's four tens
And that's terrible