Saturday Apr 05, 2008

0
When I think about my ex-boyfriend, I don't really get sad anymore.
It's not like I miss HIM or anything.
But god do I miss his dick.
I grew really attached to it.
I should've cut it off and taken it with me.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
brightredscream:
Hahah if you ever get the chance to see you in concert - do it wink
The music and atmosphere is SO sexually charged it's insane.

I'm glad you like my writing - I plan to have another one up in that group very soon.
endlessly:
Yes............. you might......... actually be a very............. big nerd. The imagery in my head right now. Wow!! I'm at a loss for words here. Organs sewing themselves together? You've taken randomness to a whole new level. You're playing in the pros, I'm minor league at best. Just............ wow!

More Blogs

  • 17

    Wednesday May 21, 2008

    When going insane, it's best to spend a few minutes looking at lolcat…
  • 2

    Wednesday May 21, 2008

    Today's (well I guess yesterday's) events: - I discovered the librar…
  • 16

    Sunday May 18, 2008

    Life updates: 1. My friend got sexually assaulted at a hot springs r…
  • 5

    Saturday May 10, 2008

    I pierced my tongue. And now i'm really high. Wooo Hooo! Davis Who…
  • 7

    Thursday May 08, 2008

    Just found out my ex-boyfriend equates me with the women that pretend…
  • 6

    Monday May 05, 2008

    I've given up on the idea of being friends with my roommates. It's i…
  • 6

    Saturday May 03, 2008

    Best way to ditch yourself to get laid: Take three consecutive shots…
  • 5

    Thursday May 01, 2008

    All my friends are ditching me to get laid. I want to ditch me to ge…
  • 7

    Tuesday Apr 29, 2008

    There's an explosion of shit to do and I'm just sitting still. It se…
  • 4

    Thursday Apr 24, 2008

    Last night I was pretty sure my mom and my sister were dead. My siste…