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Best way to ditch yourself to get laid: Take three consecutive shots of tequila then start making out with everyone in the room. Sooner or later someone will wanna fuck ya. Let's just hope it's not your roomie's ex-boyfriend.
Oops.

All my friends are ditching me to get laid.
I want to ditch me to get laid!!!

There's an explosion of shit to do and I'm just sitting still.
It seems that everyone around me is having sex. Something about spring time I guess. Why aren't there chubby hippies in college? Why are all the hippies so damn skinny?
I'm going home this weekend to watch free movies and chill. See my mom, give her a worm bin. At this point I...
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Last night I was pretty sure my mom and my sister were dead.
My sister has been in Africa for about a year now attending university.
My mother is currently in Saudi Arabia on business....and we're jews.
I got this strange call in the middle of the night from an unknown number, which usually means it's my sister, but it was this guy with a...
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Advice for the drunkity drunk drunk from 11am to 4 am-ers: Don't make out with straight friends who have lame "boyfriends" who flip a bitch.
No hangover however. That's awesome.

My ears are still ringing from the fucking awesome Nekromantix and Lower Class Brats show I went to last night in Orangevale. I've decided I like going to shows out here in the country much more than in SF because everyone's a lot more friendly and a lot less "cooler than thou". I was right in the front for Nekromantix and I got very up...
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Days are slipping through my fingers like sand and I am being pushed farther and farther out of his mind. I wonder when the lost time he thought of me was. He's still a part of my everyday, making every that much harder. And I know, I mean I feel like I know, that I was not on his mind every day even when we...
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Just got my first tattoo. Took three hours. It's big for a first one. Pictures to come.
No crying but severe coldness.

So I'm getting more and more worn out getting so hyper involved in shit and trying to figure out what I want to do with this crazy little thing called life.
I think I've found a pretty good place to live this summer. It's close to campus and 900 for the whole summer, which is pretty sweet to me. It's kinda far from where everyone...
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When I think about my ex-boyfriend, I don't really get sad anymore.
It's not like I miss HIM or anything.
But god do I miss his dick.
I grew really attached to it.
I should've cut it off and taken it with me.

Such a long week! I was too busy on Wednesday to stop by my local comic shop but I was finally able to get my shit today. I got the new buffy 13 (I had no idea Dracula was so racist), Echo (Terry Moore's new series that my shop finally got in....I'm waiting for it to get good), the fifth Fables trade Mean Seasons (great...
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