Yarrrrrrrr...
If i could be anywhere in the world right now, i'd be at IHOP in Buffalo Grove, IL.
If i could be any plant right now, i'd be the ivy climbing the side of this house.
If i could do any drug right now, i would opt not to do a drug.
If i could play any game right now, i'd be playing Advocado...
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If i could be anywhere in the world right now, i'd be at IHOP in Buffalo Grove, IL.
If i could be any plant right now, i'd be the ivy climbing the side of this house.
If i could do any drug right now, i would opt not to do a drug.
If i could play any game right now, i'd be playing Advocado...
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HEY YOU! YES YOU!
Jonny now has his own SG account now so as not to cause any more unnecessary confusion amongst his harem of SGers. Jonny is not me, and me is not Jonny (not that that would be a terrible thing, but i'm just not), but you can access him at JonnyJester. If you haven't gotten one of his random comments to your...
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Jonny now has his own SG account now so as not to cause any more unnecessary confusion amongst his harem of SGers. Jonny is not me, and me is not Jonny (not that that would be a terrible thing, but i'm just not), but you can access him at JonnyJester. If you haven't gotten one of his random comments to your...
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blueskyzebra:
Yeah like anyone would actually pay for any of that stuff...bah!
tunnelslats:
Wow. I never thought the day would come when someone would say both "cocks" and "Hobby Lobby" in my journal.
This is a milestone!
This is a milestone!
Had an amazing time with Jonny last night.
He has a habit of going for walks and coming home with really cool stories and new friends and all that jive, so last night i decided to go for a walk with him. It wasn't too eventful... at first. We walked across town, went to the big park called the Quad in these here parts. It's...
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He has a habit of going for walks and coming home with really cool stories and new friends and all that jive, so last night i decided to go for a walk with him. It wasn't too eventful... at first. We walked across town, went to the big park called the Quad in these here parts. It's...
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requiem:
Answers:
Yes, yes, and more so. Here eyes really are that big and she's soooo cute and soooo sweet!
Yes, yes, and more so. Here eyes really are that big and she's soooo cute and soooo sweet!
jonnyjester:
I love you so much... you foolish girl you.... heh heh... now, i will rule the world with my iron fist!!!!
Today part 2.
Went to work, did my crap, did like, 50 "Quick & Easy" crosswords, went home at 10:30am and crashed. Jonny was still asleep cause he prolly was up drinking across the street until.. well, when i went to work at 4, he was still going strong. I didn't spoon up to him like i usually do. I didn't kiss him in his...
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Went to work, did my crap, did like, 50 "Quick & Easy" crosswords, went home at 10:30am and crashed. Jonny was still asleep cause he prolly was up drinking across the street until.. well, when i went to work at 4, he was still going strong. I didn't spoon up to him like i usually do. I didn't kiss him in his...
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pantsonfire:
now that file sharing is "officially" against the law, should i be worried to search out your recommended listening selections?
yellokitty:
Jonny says,
(^that was the edit)
It's pretty amazing everything that can run through a persons head while they're just llieing in bed. All the seperate thoughts of the past the possiblw future, and many other things that may or may not come.... then you look over and realizse that your not alone... i had a moment of , well i dont know what it was, but i had a moment. When i saw my girls face lieing on my shoulder at 2:25ish AM,i felt nothing more than joy.... i selt loved and complete, and it frightened me..... but in a good way. I love you jenny, and i hope nothing stops us from being together forever.
[Edited on Jul 14, 2003]
(^that was the edit)
It's pretty amazing everything that can run through a persons head while they're just llieing in bed. All the seperate thoughts of the past the possiblw future, and many other things that may or may not come.... then you look over and realizse that your not alone... i had a moment of , well i dont know what it was, but i had a moment. When i saw my girls face lieing on my shoulder at 2:25ish AM,i felt nothing more than joy.... i selt loved and complete, and it frightened me..... but in a good way. I love you jenny, and i hope nothing stops us from being together forever.
[Edited on Jul 14, 2003]
Power's been out since tuesday. 88mph winds and mothers of all electric storms will do that. Still not fully back in service, but i have some power, so, i'm not complaining too much. Well, not about electricity. Anymore.
Wow. Mouse just ran across my room.
I drank a little tonight. Then decided to pop 2 ephedrine and take a nap, therefore being nice and refreshed...
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Wow. Mouse just ran across my room.
I drank a little tonight. Then decided to pop 2 ephedrine and take a nap, therefore being nice and refreshed...
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pantsonfire:
first of all, thanks for the testimonial. i wish i could write with as much power as you do, shit, i'd even settle for half as much. it was great, it made me feel like i just had a double shot of the wild turkey. (warm inside)
ah, reading your journal makes me glad my wife left back in january. now i am unburdened, and have rediscovered myself, and feel better than ever. i want to move to new york city so i can conquer the biggest city in the whole country.
i can't offer words of comfort - not even plagiarized ones - but something will happen and you too will be back to normal (not the city, the state - fuck, that was confusing)
ah, reading your journal makes me glad my wife left back in january. now i am unburdened, and have rediscovered myself, and feel better than ever. i want to move to new york city so i can conquer the biggest city in the whole country.
i can't offer words of comfort - not even plagiarized ones - but something will happen and you too will be back to normal (not the city, the state - fuck, that was confusing)
I've decided that today is a reinvent-me day. I'm going to go skating and learn to jump over things (probably kill myself in the process), and i'm going to study that guitar chord poster i found in the trash when the students moved out [Dumpsterdiving rules. Werd to your muffler].
I've had three cigarettes since the 2nd, which i don't think is all that bad....
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I've had three cigarettes since the 2nd, which i don't think is all that bad....
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pantsonfire:
how's the no-smoking thing holding up?
i always start sneaking around after like 3 days and everyone always knows. i guess i'm a real asshole w/o my cigs.
eh, i'm gonna die anyway.......
i always start sneaking around after like 3 days and everyone always knows. i guess i'm a real asshole w/o my cigs.
eh, i'm gonna die anyway.......
nerdboy2345:
i need to learn some guitar chords, real ones not power chords
Okay... no work today... no work yesterday... no work tomorrow or the day after. I'm feeling good.
No cigarette today... no cigarette yesterday... no cigarette tomorrow... no cigarette ever. I'm feeling good.
For Jonny's birthday i wrote him a song. It's about a rocketship named Jonny J. I like it. It's pretty cute.
Lessee if i can remember how it goes...
[chorus]
If i could...
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No cigarette today... no cigarette yesterday... no cigarette tomorrow... no cigarette ever. I'm feeling good.
For Jonny's birthday i wrote him a song. It's about a rocketship named Jonny J. I like it. It's pretty cute.
Lessee if i can remember how it goes...
[chorus]
If i could...
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tunnelslats:
Geek time!
Gubernator = Latin for "helmsman" or something like that, basically the guy who guides a ship.
Nowadays, gubernatorial refers to governor-type stuff. Arnie is running for gov, don'tcha know?
Gubernator = Latin for "helmsman" or something like that, basically the guy who guides a ship.
Nowadays, gubernatorial refers to governor-type stuff. Arnie is running for gov, don'tcha know?
jena:
The BBQ was fun......i smoked my brains out too. Camels today but usually i take whatever's menthol...since age 18. dumbass.....
2 days left of the 4am madness 
As Susan Powter of buzzcut fame would say:
"STOP THE INSANITY!"
...although i may be voluntarily subjecting myself to an all-new breed of madness. Matt, our monday-thru-friday 11am-6pm dude, is leaving my station after 2 years. So,i'm going to propose that i take over matt's schedule plus, three 5:30pm-11pm shifts a week. so, that's... errr... math... 36 hours...
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As Susan Powter of buzzcut fame would say:
"STOP THE INSANITY!"
...although i may be voluntarily subjecting myself to an all-new breed of madness. Matt, our monday-thru-friday 11am-6pm dude, is leaving my station after 2 years. So,i'm going to propose that i take over matt's schedule plus, three 5:30pm-11pm shifts a week. so, that's... errr... math... 36 hours...
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blueskyzebra:
To be perfectly honest I didn't read all of that because I'm tired and lazy...but I'm glad things are well...even precariously so.
tunnelslats:
Four days? Good for you! I had five last week, but I had to spend them travelling back to my hometown. Then I came back and worked eight in a row, so I'm definitely ready for some hardcore slacking. I think I'm off to a good start.
So very sleepy today.
I want to stay up. I have to sleep.
It's 5pmish.
I wish i had a life right now.
On the brighter side of things, i still have legs.
I'm alive too.
I made Jonny's b-day present yesterday, worked on it today. His b-day is the first. can't tell you what it is, he might find out, but it's really exciting....
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I want to stay up. I have to sleep.
It's 5pmish.
I wish i had a life right now.
On the brighter side of things, i still have legs.
I'm alive too.
I made Jonny's b-day present yesterday, worked on it today. His b-day is the first. can't tell you what it is, he might find out, but it's really exciting....
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jehu_:
I just read your last few journal entries because you live somewhat close to me and I am curious about the SG midwest scene. I am kinda new to Illinois and am from Portland, OR. I've gathered that you live with/date a guy named Johnny, skate, and work at a gas station. Do you ever actaully pump gas for customers. IT is illigal topump your own gas in Oregon. They wanted to create more minimum wage jobs. I like much of you're taste in music and was extrememly impressed by the Space Coast listing (I have a magic toenail...).
It sounds like you had some of life's more complicated things going on. I hope it all worked out for you.
It sounds like you had some of life's more complicated things going on. I hope it all worked out for you.
nerdboy2345:
yeah life could always be worse
Credibility confessional:
Okay, so i guess i was a permanent fixture at your local 24 hour restaurant of choice. It was ever changing. And not because, odds were, i was working there at the time... but because i wasn't alone.
Used to live up near Six Flags Chicago in a little whitebread hole named Libertyville. My 'rents moved there when i was 17 (and boy,...
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Okay, so i guess i was a permanent fixture at your local 24 hour restaurant of choice. It was ever changing. And not because, odds were, i was working there at the time... but because i wasn't alone.
Used to live up near Six Flags Chicago in a little whitebread hole named Libertyville. My 'rents moved there when i was 17 (and boy,...
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bryn:
GRRRRRR!!!!! fucking servers!!
you know what song it is?
you know what song it is?
pantsonfire:
i've been patronizing the Bob Evans very much on this trip........it's a good time, but they kick all the riff-raff out at 10 sharp every night.
i'm a big fan of planned parenthood, too. in omaha there were always abortion protesters outside with the gross signs and all that shock-value shit, and me & my friends would go down there with our "legalize marijuana" posters and stuff and run off the crazy right-wingers.
my friend armond was ticketed for holding a sign that said "George W Bush sucks my nuts"! that was hilarious. i wish i had the pictures still, maybe i'll call that bastard today.......