k, so i didn't go see my movie...i'm saving it for another time...
nothing else is new in my world. i made a turkey breast and all the trimmings last night for cromagnon man. *note* i do not like turkey. it's poop.
making manicottis, timmie salads and tiramisu for my friend dana and her man saturday nite.
seeing lewis black tonight?? (we'll just see if...
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nothing else is new in my world. i made a turkey breast and all the trimmings last night for cromagnon man. *note* i do not like turkey. it's poop.
making manicottis, timmie salads and tiramisu for my friend dana and her man saturday nite.
seeing lewis black tonight?? (we'll just see if...
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you know giant eagle didn't have bananas or lettuce or milk yesterday?! give me a fucking break.
fuck the 'weather advisory'.
i'm gonna go see million dollar baby today after work.
i'm not going to wait to find someone to go see it with me. i'm going solo.
so there.
weekend: world of wheels custom car show=gay. now i know why i go to michigan...
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fuck the 'weather advisory'.
i'm gonna go see million dollar baby today after work.
i'm not going to wait to find someone to go see it with me. i'm going solo.
so there.
weekend: world of wheels custom car show=gay. now i know why i go to michigan...
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nicolelee:
i checked out timmy's site. im impressed. did he want to shoot something for HERE? or for his own portfolio? either way-- i can dig it. but when while we're in MI? (and i have to think of clothes... gah).
9 days away... i'll make sure to type you up some detailed directions for Friday morning. are you READY?????
i cant stop squealing about it.
9 days away... i'll make sure to type you up some detailed directions for Friday morning. are you READY?????
i cant stop squealing about it.
sevenmag:
I'm supposed to go to World of Wheels this weekend, my uncle has an El Camino in the show.I saw Million Dollar Baby, it was good, I hope you enjoy it.
B.
B.
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jovanka:
How many days left now? 
cheapart:
hey buddy!!!!
yeah!!! grrrrrrrrreat. a strawberry, with a ldybug on it, surrounded by celtic in the italian flag colors. ive done it. i am awesome.
hahahahahhaha.
your back looks pretty dooooooooooooooooooope, by the way.
oh, an i did a trio of unannounced lower back old ladies yesterday...... super doooooooooooooooooope. for real.
but not really.
yeah,
yeah!!! grrrrrrrrreat. a strawberry, with a ldybug on it, surrounded by celtic in the italian flag colors. ive done it. i am awesome.
hahahahahhaha.
your back looks pretty dooooooooooooooooooope, by the way.
oh, an i did a trio of unannounced lower back old ladies yesterday...... super doooooooooooooooooope. for real.
but not really.
yeah,
damn mngddss, damn her to hell...doesn't she know what i sucker i am for these things? i know TinfoilHalo does 
What is the geekiest part of your music collection? andres segovia. the smothers brothers. the limeliters.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? cheese
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? platoon, in fact, i've never finished watching it....
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What is the geekiest part of your music collection? andres segovia. the smothers brothers. the limeliters.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? cheese
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? platoon, in fact, i've never finished watching it....
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lufy:
Okay...you asked for it.....
What is the geekiest part of your music collection? Lots of old Genesis and 2 Wang Chung CDs.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Milk and Cookies
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Big Fish
If you could have plastic surgery anywhere, where would it be? My Love Handles. God I hate them...
Do you have a completely irrational fear? Death by strange and unforseen circumstances.
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? Figiting
Do you have too many love interests? Yes
Do you know anyone famous? I'm good friends with James VanDerBieke
Describe your bed. Currently a bare mattress. I sleep on the couch.
Are you spontaneous or planned? I plan my spontaneity
Who would play you in a movie? Winnie the Pooh
Do you know how to play poker? Yes
What do you carry with you at all times? My hatred for fundamentalists
What do you miss most about being a kid? Lack of responsibility
Are you happy with your given name? Absolutely
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? The riches of Croesus
What color are your bedroom walls? Arkham Asylum White
What was the last song you were listening to? New York City Serenade by Bruce Springsteen
Have you ever been in a play? Many. I used to be a theater-geek.
Have you ever been in love? Yes
Do you talk a lot? I get paid to talk
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? I'm not 100% comfortable w/ myself. I try to do the right thing....but I also let myself down more than I should.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Yes
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? Friends - but that's not my choice....
What is your ideal marriage location? Funny you should ask that...
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? Drums
Favorite fabric? Velour
Something you love and hate? Little Debbie snack cakes. So good, yet soooo bad.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? Only when they ask.
What's the one language you want to learn? French
What do you order at a bar? Gin and tonic, Belvedere neat, 18 yr-old scotch also neat.
Have you ever pierced your own body parts? No.
Do you drive a stick? No, but I know how to very well.
Favorite trait of the opposite sex? Compassion, empathy, and understanding. ...oh, and titties. Nice firm big 'uns.
What's one trait you hate in a person? Close-mindedness.
What kind of watch do you wear? I Don't.
Most frivolous purchase? 1968 Cadillac Convertible
Do you consider yourself materialistic? No. I NEEDED a 1968 Cadillac Convertible.
What do you cook the best? Tomato gravy. That's right, it's tomato GRAVY not tomato sauce.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Blend in...but my idea of "blending in" seems to make me stand out.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? That's assuming I HAVEN'T done that already.
What's one car you will never buy? The Hitler-mobile. So crass...
What kind of books do you like to read? Mostly Historical/autobiographical. I'm not much into fiction. Life is way stranger and makes for better stories, in my opinion.
If you won the lottery, what would you do? Pay off debts, Help out Family, Help out friends, Start a foundation to help needy kids, then go totally ape-shit wild with the rest.
Burial or cremation? Frozen in carbonite
How many online journals do you read regularly? Enough to not get my work done on time.
What's one thing you're a loser at? Umm.....HELLO....
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? I become a condescending cunt
Do you cry in front of your friends? Rarely
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? Biggest Dork Ever.
What is one thing you like to do alone? Masturbate with purpose and furious resolve.
Are you a giver or a taker? I hate this question.
When's the last time you cried? A few weeks ago...I think...
Favorite communication method? That "come-hither" stare.
How many drinks before you're tipsy? Less than I'd like to admit.
Do you think you're cute? *giggle*
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Not really. They never ask, though.
What is the geekiest part of your music collection? Lots of old Genesis and 2 Wang Chung CDs.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Milk and Cookies
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Big Fish
If you could have plastic surgery anywhere, where would it be? My Love Handles. God I hate them...
Do you have a completely irrational fear? Death by strange and unforseen circumstances.
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? Figiting
Do you have too many love interests? Yes
Do you know anyone famous? I'm good friends with James VanDerBieke
Describe your bed. Currently a bare mattress. I sleep on the couch.
Are you spontaneous or planned? I plan my spontaneity
Who would play you in a movie? Winnie the Pooh
Do you know how to play poker? Yes
What do you carry with you at all times? My hatred for fundamentalists
What do you miss most about being a kid? Lack of responsibility
Are you happy with your given name? Absolutely
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? The riches of Croesus
What color are your bedroom walls? Arkham Asylum White
What was the last song you were listening to? New York City Serenade by Bruce Springsteen
Have you ever been in a play? Many. I used to be a theater-geek.
Have you ever been in love? Yes
Do you talk a lot? I get paid to talk
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? I'm not 100% comfortable w/ myself. I try to do the right thing....but I also let myself down more than I should.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Yes
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? Friends - but that's not my choice....
What is your ideal marriage location? Funny you should ask that...
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? Drums
Favorite fabric? Velour
Something you love and hate? Little Debbie snack cakes. So good, yet soooo bad.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? Only when they ask.
What's the one language you want to learn? French
What do you order at a bar? Gin and tonic, Belvedere neat, 18 yr-old scotch also neat.
Have you ever pierced your own body parts? No.
Do you drive a stick? No, but I know how to very well.
Favorite trait of the opposite sex? Compassion, empathy, and understanding. ...oh, and titties. Nice firm big 'uns.
What's one trait you hate in a person? Close-mindedness.
What kind of watch do you wear? I Don't.
Most frivolous purchase? 1968 Cadillac Convertible
Do you consider yourself materialistic? No. I NEEDED a 1968 Cadillac Convertible.
What do you cook the best? Tomato gravy. That's right, it's tomato GRAVY not tomato sauce.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Blend in...but my idea of "blending in" seems to make me stand out.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? That's assuming I HAVEN'T done that already.
What's one car you will never buy? The Hitler-mobile. So crass...
What kind of books do you like to read? Mostly Historical/autobiographical. I'm not much into fiction. Life is way stranger and makes for better stories, in my opinion.
If you won the lottery, what would you do? Pay off debts, Help out Family, Help out friends, Start a foundation to help needy kids, then go totally ape-shit wild with the rest.
Burial or cremation? Frozen in carbonite
How many online journals do you read regularly? Enough to not get my work done on time.
What's one thing you're a loser at? Umm.....HELLO....
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? I become a condescending cunt
Do you cry in front of your friends? Rarely
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? Biggest Dork Ever.
What is one thing you like to do alone? Masturbate with purpose and furious resolve.
Are you a giver or a taker? I hate this question.
When's the last time you cried? A few weeks ago...I think...
Favorite communication method? That "come-hither" stare.
How many drinks before you're tipsy? Less than I'd like to admit.
Do you think you're cute? *giggle*
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Not really. They never ask, though.
fuck ♥ day.
fuck it in it's ear.
today's offering is seriously a waste.
es to you all.
-me
fuck it in it's ear.
today's offering is seriously a waste.
es to you all.
-me
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broadwaybee:
Hey Doll! Yeah - email me your mailing address, I'll send you some stuff. I know how it is to be addicted to product.
obsidian_:
my latex roomie would be...
Hildegard= when he's in drag
Albert= when he's not in drag which will be close to never
P.S. I've decided that on the wekend of May 14th you need to fly to LA and we will roadtrip to San Fran to prom (i've booked a room) and with you you will bring, 1 case of yuengling, 0 pirmanti bros grossness, 1 plate of Gyro Fries from Tom's, 1 JP and 1 piece of Steelers memorabilia
those are your orders, follow them or die!
Hildegard= when he's in drag
Albert= when he's not in drag which will be close to never
P.S. I've decided that on the wekend of May 14th you need to fly to LA and we will roadtrip to San Fran to prom (i've booked a room) and with you you will bring, 1 case of yuengling, 0 pirmanti bros grossness, 1 plate of Gyro Fries from Tom's, 1 JP and 1 piece of Steelers memorabilia
those are your orders, follow them or die!
i want my mommy.
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atak:
Hope you're okay. I have thoughts on a replacement for Louis Black.
ash:
Im here darling!!! Ill never leave u again!!!! lol
and you're not just biased, that dog is fucking adorABLE!! It looks like a kangaroo!!!
lol
and you're not just biased, that dog is fucking adorABLE!! It looks like a kangaroo!!!
yeah for fatheads and jalapeno cheddar wings and turkey reubens and the burger-meister. hazaa, i say!
last nite was a beautiful nite here in the burgh. if you're here, hope you got to enjoy it. and tonite, i might get to see out-of-town homegirl. (fingers crossed)
call me bitch, i need girl advice!
-me
last nite was a beautiful nite here in the burgh. if you're here, hope you got to enjoy it. and tonite, i might get to see out-of-town homegirl. (fingers crossed)
call me bitch, i need girl advice!
-me
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jovanka:
Embroider! It is a word indeed. Wow, we're going all pimp-style with our Pedro swag. No cheap fuzzy letters that peel off in the dryer junk for us! You da coolest.
You da coolest.
norritt:
cheeze thats alot of fattening food! i ate a bit oh primary berry icecream
i caught a flick i haven't seen in awhile last night on HBO. being there. it's a great flick that reminds me how much we complicate our lives.
timmie and m were super. timmie's grub was exceptionally fabulous this time. and i met new people...pink and her minion. minion, now that is a great word.
once upon a time, there was a faceless man....
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timmie and m were super. timmie's grub was exceptionally fabulous this time. and i met new people...pink and her minion. minion, now that is a great word.
once upon a time, there was a faceless man....
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norritt:
awwwwwww thanks! eh ill draw more maids
even if i wasnt made too *merf* eh sorry its only the puns and fuzzy cartoon characters that keep me somewhat sane
i wanna see you new glasses uh huh! uh huh!
even if i wasnt made too *merf* eh sorry its only the puns and fuzzy cartoon characters that keep me somewhat sane
i wanna see you new glasses uh huh! uh huh!
nicolelee:
i got into town at 1am last night. met up with Jai. we went to Excuses. RC was working. those two....
what are you up to? im sickly bored and i refuse to sit at moms while im here, which is until thursday afternoon at the latest.
what are you up to? im sickly bored and i refuse to sit at moms while im here, which is until thursday afternoon at the latest.
in twenty-four hours, i will be in michigan. maybe i could pitch the next day of my life to fox for the next season of 24.
i slept funny and my neck and right shoulder are killing me.
i ate cole slaw for lunch today. my breath is HORRIBLE right now. and if i think it's horrible, others must think it's just rank.
ew, yuck......
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i slept funny and my neck and right shoulder are killing me.
i ate cole slaw for lunch today. my breath is HORRIBLE right now. and if i think it's horrible, others must think it's just rank.
ew, yuck......
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tinfoilhalo:
I haven't been "parolled" from this godawful 9:00pm - 5:00am shift at work yet , so no Mad Mex for me . 
Have a shot of tequila for me though . Sort of a "One for me...one for my homies" kinda' thing . Except don't dump it on the ground . It's a shame to waste good liquor .
P.S. In my time of isolation I've been practicing the Napolean Dynamite dance . Once I've perfected it , Bush will be expelled from office and Pedro will rule!!!! Also the national bird will become the LIger...or possibly the llama . That decision will be up to Presidente Pedro .
Have a shot of tequila for me though . Sort of a "One for me...one for my homies" kinda' thing . Except don't dump it on the ground . It's a shame to waste good liquor .
P.S. In my time of isolation I've been practicing the Napolean Dynamite dance . Once I've perfected it , Bush will be expelled from office and Pedro will rule!!!! Also the national bird will become the LIger...or possibly the llama . That decision will be up to Presidente Pedro .
jovanka:
35 more sleeps til we're Rokken like Dokken! Oh man, just what I need, ANOTHER person in my life I count the days until I see next. I'm being so good and saving up all my freakishness for that weekend. Bring a life jacket.
I'm being so good and saving up all my freakishness for that weekend. Bring a life jacket.
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norritt:
yeah im going i like the mex pretty well hope we get some new ppl
pr0ject605:
Holy crap... wow that top tat is incredible
P.S. If I could "blow my own horn" , I'd never leave the house .
P.P.S. Your last statement is true . You have indeed been blessed . From now on that song "Bootylicious" shall be re-named "Hootielicious" and shall be sung in your honor . I have several other comments , but I don't want to get busted up at the Red Elvises show like that punk at the Danzig show .
[Edited on Mar 03, 2005 7:07PM]