yebutz's SuicideGirls Blog

sleep is for the weak.
and i'm poweless.
so, there you go.

phonetic slovak for ya:
shitsko poiya bunny

"everything's fucked up"
-me

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ash:

how are u sweetness?

Jul 23, 2005

quiescence:

I'm just ducky.

I like my women like I like my sugar, not in my gas tank.

*bite*

Jul 23, 2005

i have a new crush
he's black
he weighs 40 lbs
his name is tecato

back off bitches, he's mine
-me

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mngddss:

Thats fucking awesome.

Jul 14, 2005

vivid:

and yes gotta love those fucking bunnies. ^.^

and yes :: red wax will be better. probably more legal too. and sanitary.

Jul 15, 2005

second eyezapping scheduled for friday, july 22nd.
anyone wanna come take care of me??

anyone??

my first breakup was in 7th grade. teresa walling. she returned to my school the summer before 7th grade after leaving in 4th. she had lost her baby fat and gay ass permed hair. we bonded. we had matching jean jackets and BFF necklaces. we hung out all summer and...
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stormy:

i want mail in my mailbox.

alas i have none

Jul 12, 2005

fuck:

thank you for taking care of my pup. sorry he and your phaedrus didn't get along. thanks for letting us stay at your place and every thing.

Jul 13, 2005

you are my sunshine,
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray (and don't end up producing any rain)

what a lovely evening i had with my little sunshine,,,thanks so much for just hanging out, indulging in my guilty pleasure and drinking tea with me. and i hope we can do it again.

-me

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lufy:

..errr.....you're welcome?

Jul 9, 2005

nicolelee:

are you online right now?

Jul 11, 2005

yesterday, i was putting my face on before work and i heard a clunk. i stopped applying shadow and turned my head, wondering what it was. i stood, head cocked for a moment or two, listening, heard nothing so continued on with my face application.
then phaedrus runs into the bedroom and jumps on a chair i have by a window, front paws perched on...
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ash:

did your day follow that path or what?

Jul 3, 2005

nicolelee:

i love dead birds. obviously.

Jul 5, 2005

i'm a fucking jackass.

TIR-
(for those of you who don't know me, that stands for tess' injury report.)

while preparing new favorite salad from previous entry, i was pitting an avocado. my new ass-kicking japanese knife (aptly named in previous entry), went straight through the pit, through the back of said avocado, and into my finger. about half an inch. the blood, my friends,...
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danhazelton:

i noticed that don mcdonald did your back. hes been one of my fav artist for a while now. i met him a few years ago at a convention out there. i also gave him a mention in a mag article i had on me. he must have read it, called me up and thanked me for it. i just thought that was really cool of him. so next time you see him, tell him dan hazelton from WI said "hey".

,....and you need to be carefull over there, if you didnt have all the surgeon hookups, we would be callin you stubby.

Jun 27, 2005

jovanka:

Aw sweet pea. I did that to my let thumb when I was eight on a broken glass ashtray washing dishes. Yes I was a slave child.

Check out my tee in my journal pics!

Jun 28, 2005

i've had avocado, tomato and cucumber salad (with olive oil, lime juice, salt & pepper) for dinner 3 times this week. it's quite a filling meal.
and i love it!

in addition to that news, i've purchased a kick ass cutting board and an ass-kicking japanese knife at my latest discovery, penn fixture. holy dope ass store.

what else??? woke up with my period...
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lufy:

Rumors explaining my absence have been promulgated by narrow-minded simpletons.

The fact is I was busy taking over the world.

However....

Since that seems to have failed, I will instead stick to my "cover story" of having been insanely busy with not enough time to do everything on my list. I shall bide my time until I concoct a fool-proof plan and then unleash it upon the peasentry.

I tell you of this because I trust you and becasue I feel you would make a valuable asset to my legion of doom.

Remember - I've been busy. *wink wink*

What's up with you?

Jun 20, 2005

alancoxshow:

TV in the bedroom? Pure heresy.

Jun 22, 2005

recent things i've learned:

1. scoobies have walnuts in them, not ground peanuts.
2. my stomach does not like walnuts
3. orange pee will stain the toilet lid
4. wearing white pants means going commando
5. going commando is not so bad
6. my kichen DOES have counter space
7. mom's will be mom's
8. some people we meet will be in our lives forever...
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tinfoilhalo:

WOW . Where were you all of this time , some monastery in Tibet ? You have returned with such great wisdom .

By the way , you ARE a special and unique snowflake . Snowflakes are white . When you wear white you must go commando . Commando in the winter time will be VERY cold . Maybe it's better to NOT be a special and unique snowflake .

P.S. How in the name of Zeus's butthole did you get ORANGE PEE ????? Are you on the drugs young lady ????

P.P.S. You going to Midget Monday on the 13th ?

[Edited on Jun 08, 2005 7:55PM]

Jun 8, 2005

destro:

nice seeing yu at dinner last night...

oh, wait a minute....

you should reallty come to M3 tonight.

[Edited on Jun 13, 2005 3:26PM]

Jun 13, 2005

recently, Ive noticed myself quoting pearls of wisdom given to me by my father to others and with fathers day just around the corner, I thought it appropriate to give you all a taste.

in the backseat of my dads chevy nova with plaid interior, I can recall my father interrupting my conversation with my stuffed horsey to point out a man driving a nearby...
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nicolelee:

.. and then i returned.

Jun 2, 2005

norritt:

my dad is tony montana

Jun 6, 2005

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