we have a hidden spot, on the shore, near a broken down pier, where we go drinking sometimes. this weekend, a couple friends and i were down there with the dogs. there were 4 or 5 kids out there on the pier. they're maybe 11 or 12 yrs old. something like that.
so... we're sitting there drinking some jager watching the kids swim back to shore, and one of them starts flailing around, screaming and crying. " i can't swim!" and all that. bobbin under the water.
we kinda sat there dumbly watching the kid, and we started discussing the situation. " is that kid for real?", "dunno. looks like it", " "that's not the one that told you to fuck off is it?", " no. that was the fat kid", " he keeps going under, huh? "," should we do something?", " HEY KID! YOU'RE DOING FINE. JUST KEEP SWIMMIN'!", ", " we're gonna have to ge get him"," fuck! i hate cold water.", " BE COOL KID. YOUR FINE ", " uh oh. here come the swells.", " shit. here. hold my watch."
now if it seemed like a real emergency, i think we would have jumped to it, but these kids had been heckling us from the pier earlier, and we weren't gonna be had by some kids, right?
...so we sat there and watched him drown.
no not really.
the dog swam out and saved him.
turns out the kid had those impossibly huge shorts on and they were dragging him down.
that story could have been more interesting.
what else...?
i had to drive the limo for a bacherolette party this weekend. i was hanging out in the parking lot of the male strip club, waiting for my girls to get out, and had two girlsfrom another party, invite me home for a little 3some action
... and i had to turn it down 'cause i was at work!
ughh.it pains me.
that story sucked too.
sorry guys. i got nuthin'.
no wait... some kid got stabbed in the neck six times in my friends yard.
so... we're sitting there drinking some jager watching the kids swim back to shore, and one of them starts flailing around, screaming and crying. " i can't swim!" and all that. bobbin under the water.
we kinda sat there dumbly watching the kid, and we started discussing the situation. " is that kid for real?", "dunno. looks like it", " "that's not the one that told you to fuck off is it?", " no. that was the fat kid", " he keeps going under, huh? "," should we do something?", " HEY KID! YOU'RE DOING FINE. JUST KEEP SWIMMIN'!", ", " we're gonna have to ge get him"," fuck! i hate cold water.", " BE COOL KID. YOUR FINE ", " uh oh. here come the swells.", " shit. here. hold my watch."
now if it seemed like a real emergency, i think we would have jumped to it, but these kids had been heckling us from the pier earlier, and we weren't gonna be had by some kids, right?
...so we sat there and watched him drown.
no not really.
the dog swam out and saved him.
turns out the kid had those impossibly huge shorts on and they were dragging him down.
that story could have been more interesting.
what else...?
i had to drive the limo for a bacherolette party this weekend. i was hanging out in the parking lot of the male strip club, waiting for my girls to get out, and had two girlsfrom another party, invite me home for a little 3some action
... and i had to turn it down 'cause i was at work!
ughh.it pains me.
that story sucked too.
sorry guys. i got nuthin'.
no wait... some kid got stabbed in the neck six times in my friends yard.
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I'm checking out your disk brakes there *drool*
whats the deal with your BMW?