xevilxashleyx

It's one in the morning. I took my crack twice today, and now I'm up forever.

That's right. Forever.

I found this picture, and it made me giggle...



Because everyone's wondered how big Jesus's wang is. Or at least I have...


Boners.com is my new favotire website. This is why...

And might I just add: HAHAHAHAHA! :



That dog is really enjoying it, just look at his eyes! He's a maniac!

And, thanks to that asian dog fucker, I can make a smooooth transition into my next piece:



I love those asian bastards...

I just downloaded a ton of porn. There's this one with 5 chicks in latex. There are strap-ons and vibrators galore, and the best part is that in the background, there's a big picture of Jesus. And it's not about naughty nuns, the picture is just...there.


Though I'm a swords and knives girl to the core, there's something hot about a girl with a gun...



[..but razor blades are hotter.]

Enough, methinks...