holy bawlz. last night was ridiculously fun....i feel like heck. my nose is stuffy and i keep coughing...up kittens. heh.
retard sex. i know i'm going to hell, but....so amy and i almost convinced this girl that she has retard sex. i'm like they both wear helmets and duct tape oven mits on. i won't even say what amy said...
oh man...i need to set my alarm so i make sure i get up tomorrow to take my mom to lunch. and i'm pretty sure she's going to ask about the big ol' bruise on my nose.
go team retardo wuggly
retard sex. i know i'm going to hell, but....so amy and i almost convinced this girl that she has retard sex. i'm like they both wear helmets and duct tape oven mits on. i won't even say what amy said...
oh man...i need to set my alarm so i make sure i get up tomorrow to take my mom to lunch. and i'm pretty sure she's going to ask about the big ol' bruise on my nose.
go team retardo wuggly
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wingnut80:
retard sex is great, until they start freaking out and you have to hit them on the head with a hammer...forget that...i've said too much already. gotta go!
damnation_game:
sooo about that bruised nose?