If the jellybeans are so nasty, why do i keep eating them? They seemed like they'd be the yum, but indeed, they are not.
So here's my day yesterday, gather round kiddies, earlier in the day i went to pick up tax heck to do my taxes, and then pick up my sleeping pills, well guess what they also had there that i thought was not going to be filled, my birth control. i was like what the crap? So i haven't been taking that this month because i thought i didn't even have any, oh but i did. no big whoop becasue i'm not have relations of any kind (well accept for with myself), but it just kinda ticked me off.
whatever. so i go to make a bank deposit and i go to park and back up because there' a cart in the way, and my car dies, it's like PEACE! and it won't start back up. so i put on my hazzards because it's getting dark, or rather, is already dark and eventually starts. i'm like what the crap was that about? i call my dad and he's like i'll come down and take a look. and so i make my payment then sit back in my car and wait.
i'm like fuck this i need to get to work so i call him and tell him nevermind and while sitting parked in my car talking to my dad, some dude backs into me...and i'm like WHAT THE FUCK!?!, because i was already pissed about my car and some fucko backs into my car , i think he tried to turn around and come back to talk to me but i took off becuase once again, i didn't want to be late work work, and it's not like the fucko slammed into me.
when i get to work i'm way pissy, but it fades. my night at work ends with me walking around with a banana in my pants
. basically tryign to make someone laugh. and it worked. and i was happy.
then since i got out early i decide to call my mom and visit and she was in a good mood, and i called my dad to tell him i wanted to visit me mom and he's like NO YOU NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW. and i'm like FUCK ASS. so i visit my mom for under like ten minutes and scoot my butt home. and blah blah blah.
that was my night. and today i have off. i'm not sure what i'm doing because my car seems to be a bit of a ho-bag.
this was long, yes i know. but hey if you read to the end of this shit. GOOD JOB.
peace fuckers
ps- i cannot seem to keep my finger out of my nose today.
So here's my day yesterday, gather round kiddies, earlier in the day i went to pick up tax heck to do my taxes, and then pick up my sleeping pills, well guess what they also had there that i thought was not going to be filled, my birth control. i was like what the crap? So i haven't been taking that this month because i thought i didn't even have any, oh but i did. no big whoop becasue i'm not have relations of any kind (well accept for with myself), but it just kinda ticked me off.
whatever. so i go to make a bank deposit and i go to park and back up because there' a cart in the way, and my car dies, it's like PEACE! and it won't start back up. so i put on my hazzards because it's getting dark, or rather, is already dark and eventually starts. i'm like what the crap was that about? i call my dad and he's like i'll come down and take a look. and so i make my payment then sit back in my car and wait.
i'm like fuck this i need to get to work so i call him and tell him nevermind and while sitting parked in my car talking to my dad, some dude backs into me...and i'm like WHAT THE FUCK!?!, because i was already pissed about my car and some fucko backs into my car , i think he tried to turn around and come back to talk to me but i took off becuase once again, i didn't want to be late work work, and it's not like the fucko slammed into me.
when i get to work i'm way pissy, but it fades. my night at work ends with me walking around with a banana in my pants
. basically tryign to make someone laugh. and it worked. and i was happy.
then since i got out early i decide to call my mom and visit and she was in a good mood, and i called my dad to tell him i wanted to visit me mom and he's like NO YOU NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW. and i'm like FUCK ASS. so i visit my mom for under like ten minutes and scoot my butt home. and blah blah blah.
that was my night. and today i have off. i'm not sure what i'm doing because my car seems to be a bit of a ho-bag.
this was long, yes i know. but hey if you read to the end of this shit. GOOD JOB.
peace fuckers
ps- i cannot seem to keep my finger out of my nose today.
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sorry about your car kiddo....
um.....get a new one.