wugglyump's friday 
so i calls my mother and i says, i says...i says to her i says. blahblah. so i went to my smother's house to watch her put up her tree and supervise (?). i brought her and my sister some ice cream. i dont think my sister is going to be enjoying it very soon. for you see, my sister came home completely wasted, went up stairs and proceeded to puke all over the bathroom. then i heard my mother yell at her and tell her she can't go out drinking anymore (all while cleaning up her vomit) see at least when i got completely boofy blitzed, for the parts alison didn't lovingly clean up for me, i had to. well anyway i heard my mother tell my sister that she couldn't go out drinking anymore (as stated) and i smirked because i guess it is a parent thing to say silly things like that, like when my dad told my i was grounded. it's funny because my sister is 27, i don't see how my mom can seriously enforce that statement. LAUGH FUCKERS
i found all this going on terribly funny, but at the same time i felt bad for my sister, thinking back on this now, i think this could have been the only time in my life that i could have taken my sister in a fight, with her being half consious (?) and all
i love mike and ikes berry blast mix. okay so i left finally and i did help my mom with the tree and i think gained some points for being the daughter that wasn't utterly cocked (i'm glad she made it home okay). so i left and came back here and told my dad about it. and he sent me out for ice cream. so off to 7-11 i go. it seems he's got a bit of a sweet tooth lately, perhaps he's pregnant? hmmm so i go there and pick out some gum for myself. and while checking out this woman comes in, stares at me, and gets in my face and sticks out her tongue: she was showing me her three tongue piercings, so i did the only respectable thing that came to mind and stuck mine out and showed her my two piercings. she was so drunk and spoke of her desire for slims jims. as i gathered my change from the confused cashier i turned to the lady and told her to have a goodnight. and she laughed and smiled and said something about "fucking sex pistols!"
then i came here and typed an ever long entry about this. now i'm going to go hump me some dogs. by hump i mean love and by dogs i mean refridgerator
peace?
so i calls my mother and i says, i says...i says to her i says. blahblah. so i went to my smother's house to watch her put up her tree and supervise (?). i brought her and my sister some ice cream. i dont think my sister is going to be enjoying it very soon. for you see, my sister came home completely wasted, went up stairs and proceeded to puke all over the bathroom. then i heard my mother yell at her and tell her she can't go out drinking anymore (all while cleaning up her vomit) see at least when i got completely boofy blitzed, for the parts alison didn't lovingly clean up for me, i had to. well anyway i heard my mother tell my sister that she couldn't go out drinking anymore (as stated) and i smirked because i guess it is a parent thing to say silly things like that, like when my dad told my i was grounded. it's funny because my sister is 27, i don't see how my mom can seriously enforce that statement. LAUGH FUCKERS
i found all this going on terribly funny, but at the same time i felt bad for my sister, thinking back on this now, i think this could have been the only time in my life that i could have taken my sister in a fight, with her being half consious (?) and all
i love mike and ikes berry blast mix. okay so i left finally and i did help my mom with the tree and i think gained some points for being the daughter that wasn't utterly cocked (i'm glad she made it home okay). so i left and came back here and told my dad about it. and he sent me out for ice cream. so off to 7-11 i go. it seems he's got a bit of a sweet tooth lately, perhaps he's pregnant? hmmm so i go there and pick out some gum for myself. and while checking out this woman comes in, stares at me, and gets in my face and sticks out her tongue: she was showing me her three tongue piercings, so i did the only respectable thing that came to mind and stuck mine out and showed her my two piercings. she was so drunk and spoke of her desire for slims jims. as i gathered my change from the confused cashier i turned to the lady and told her to have a goodnight. and she laughed and smiled and said something about "fucking sex pistols!"
then i came here and typed an ever long entry about this. now i'm going to go hump me some dogs. by hump i mean love and by dogs i mean refridgerator
peace?
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boney7:
Yeah me too, no other dog compares in any aspect, they have so much to offer and i would do anything for them
cainroth:
That is a very strange set of things to have happen. And I laughed on cue.
