wtfmeganomg

It's like my grandma used to tell me:

"dont leave the house unless your panties are imaculately clean. because you never know when youre going to get in a car accident and theyll have to cut your clothes off...and do you really want to be remembered as the girl with the dirty coochie?"

some people's grandmas taught them how to bake cookies...

Erin: "I dont believe in bears."

Me: "what do you mean? how can you not believe in bears?"

Erin: "well i've never seen one. and i dont believe in God because i havent ever seen him. so it really wouldnt be fair for me to go around believing in bears, would it."

i definitely cannot wait to get out of here.