Attention Wal-Mart shoppers:
You're horrible, horrible people. Go home to your families and stop bothering me.
I have a confession to make.
I have fallen in love with Old Navy.
I never ever ever thought I would shop there, but they have all of the simple, basic stuff that I cannot find anywhere else. I've been there twice in a week already. I bought pajama pants and toasty-warm shirts.
I'm waiting for two packages that contain X-Mas presents. One is from Hot Topic and is for my youngest brother. The other is from Japan and is for my other younger brother. Bets on which will arrive first? I ordered them both within a few days of each other.
I emailed my little antisocial teenager cousin to ask her if she wanted some free 8G jewelry and she never wrote me back.
Now I know how the rest of our relatives felt when I was her age. Of course, I'm not sure if she ever got around to stretching her ears. Or as she put it, "gauging" her ears. I wanted to slap her, but I held back. YOU MUST UTILIZE PROPER LEXICON TO BE A PART OF THIS SUBCULTURE! I DECREE IT!
I feel like my entries have gotten super boring. But I don't do anything interesting these days. If I told you guys all about my day it would be something like this:
"OMG I CAUGHT A NEW FISH IN ANIMAL CROSSING! It was called a stringfish and it was really really big!!1
Then I went to work and the customers asked me lots of stupid questions and pissed me off! We finally got PS2s back in, but then we sold them all, and people were MAD. They are always MAD."
Speaking of Animal Crossing, I tired to start a group for it here, but it was turned down. I was dissapointed, mostly because the forums I've found for it are about as intelligent and interesting as a warm, wet sock. I guess that says a lot about the intellectual content of the game.
By the way, my eye really hurts. Have any of you ever had a stye? I doubt that's what it is, but my brain automatically jumps to the wierdest thing it can come up with when something hurts.
You're horrible, horrible people. Go home to your families and stop bothering me.
I have a confession to make.
I have fallen in love with Old Navy.
I never ever ever thought I would shop there, but they have all of the simple, basic stuff that I cannot find anywhere else. I've been there twice in a week already. I bought pajama pants and toasty-warm shirts.
I'm waiting for two packages that contain X-Mas presents. One is from Hot Topic and is for my youngest brother. The other is from Japan and is for my other younger brother. Bets on which will arrive first? I ordered them both within a few days of each other.
I emailed my little antisocial teenager cousin to ask her if she wanted some free 8G jewelry and she never wrote me back.
Now I know how the rest of our relatives felt when I was her age. Of course, I'm not sure if she ever got around to stretching her ears. Or as she put it, "gauging" her ears. I wanted to slap her, but I held back. YOU MUST UTILIZE PROPER LEXICON TO BE A PART OF THIS SUBCULTURE! I DECREE IT!
I feel like my entries have gotten super boring. But I don't do anything interesting these days. If I told you guys all about my day it would be something like this:
"OMG I CAUGHT A NEW FISH IN ANIMAL CROSSING! It was called a stringfish and it was really really big!!1
Then I went to work and the customers asked me lots of stupid questions and pissed me off! We finally got PS2s back in, but then we sold them all, and people were MAD. They are always MAD."
Speaking of Animal Crossing, I tired to start a group for it here, but it was turned down. I was dissapointed, mostly because the forums I've found for it are about as intelligent and interesting as a warm, wet sock. I guess that says a lot about the intellectual content of the game.
By the way, my eye really hurts. Have any of you ever had a stye? I doubt that's what it is, but my brain automatically jumps to the wierdest thing it can come up with when something hurts.
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bozztastic:
Things have been slow over here as well. 
uhoh I've lost control when it comes to smilies.
uhoh I've lost control when it comes to smilies.
gypsyphoenix:
if you ever do get that animal crossing group up and running, i would definitely join. i don't play any other video games (no patience) but for some reason animal crossing has me completely hooked! 