wren

I had my first strip club experience last night!

EEK!

What a crazy night that was. A friend and I went to Cruisin' Chubby's in the Dells, where all the girls are hot and like to pick on the women sitting at the tip rail. I think we kind of got a lousy spot on the edge of the stage, because we didn't get a lot of attention, but that didn't stop the girls from slightly molesting me. I was stripped from the waist up, spanked with my own belt, and had money taken from my pants. Though most of the girls preferred to take a buck from my pile and stick it between my boobs befor they claimed it with their teeth.

All in all, a great evening. And I got fairly drunk. I almost never get drunk. Which also means the ride home was full of expressions like "We should go there for MY birthday!".

There was a bachelorette party there and these lame-ass girls spent the whole night at the bar. How dumb is that? Just so they can be all edgy and say "I went to a strip club for my bachelorette party - HEE HEE!". LAME. If it had been me, I would at least have gotten a private dance.