So today at work, this dude was sitting in the breakroom reading a book, and one of the women who works in Accounting asked what he was reading.
"Order of The Pheonix", he replied. She looked confused. He explained further, saying "Harry Potter".
"Oh," she replied, "I'm not into that."
"Why not?" he asked.
"Oh, Christ," I thought to myself.
"You probably don't want to...
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"Order of The Pheonix", he replied. She looked confused. He explained further, saying "Harry Potter".
"Oh," she replied, "I'm not into that."
"Why not?" he asked.
"Oh, Christ," I thought to myself.
"You probably don't want to...
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I just spent a few minutes clicking all the way back to my first entry, just because I was curious and couldn't remember what it was.
"It's almost four in the morning and I'm topless in front of my computer again. Why the hell am I still awake? Why am I topless? Sometimes I don't understand myself at all."
My, how exciting. I also discovered...
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"It's almost four in the morning and I'm topless in front of my computer again. Why the hell am I still awake? Why am I topless? Sometimes I don't understand myself at all."
My, how exciting. I also discovered...
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unnecessaryz:
I read somewhere that using the words "awesome" and "Madison" in the same sentence is a crime against actual awesome things such as midgets with guns, naked midgets with guns, and bears riding tiny tricycles. I'm not saying I agree with that or anything, but we are talking about Wisconsin.
unnecessaryz:
I will try this...AdAware. If it works, I may just have to make love to your mind.
I am talking to my big gay cousin right now, and he has a lesbian friend who wants to get in my pants, apparently. I have never met this woman, but she has seen pictures of me and already wants me. I feel like I should be flattered, but I'm more creeped out than anything.
New Years' has passed uneventfully. Yesterday I hung out with...
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scooter11:
The pleasure was all mine. 
Glad the pain proved to be aesthetically pleasing. (Although for most of my firends who get ink, the ritual itself is important and pleasurable in a way.)
Yeah, I've been in school forever (I actually applied for a job at UW Milwaukee this year, heh), and there's definitely something to be said for just getting a good job--hopefully that will happen for you. (Crosses fingers.) It's just unfortunate that the choice is our of your control in a way...
Glad the pain proved to be aesthetically pleasing. (Although for most of my firends who get ink, the ritual itself is important and pleasurable in a way.)
Yeah, I've been in school forever (I actually applied for a job at UW Milwaukee this year, heh), and there's definitely something to be said for just getting a good job--hopefully that will happen for you. (Crosses fingers.) It's just unfortunate that the choice is our of your control in a way...
LOTR was cool. But long. Very long.
I am building things with Sculpey clay. I have uploaded a picture of a monkey. More will follow.
UPDATE: Because I know all of SG has been waiting for news on my newfound love of oven-dry clay sculpting. I have now crafted a Sculpey hobbit. I took pictures of him cooling on top of the stove.
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I am building things with Sculpey clay. I have uploaded a picture of a monkey. More will follow.
UPDATE: Because I know all of SG has been waiting for news on my newfound love of oven-dry clay sculpting. I have now crafted a Sculpey hobbit. I took pictures of him cooling on top of the stove.
I am...
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alisa:
re: WELL, FINALLY!
thank you!
thank you!
eleph666:
Love your skulpeys. Hobbits are cizool. Cute camera face, you won my heart with that cheezy smile. I relate I'm not too fond of photos either.
I am going with devilducky to see Return of The King tomorrow, first thing in the morning!!!!! 
I am SO excited about this I can't begin to say. I'm such a nerd. I always wait until a little after opening to see movies because I detest giant crowds and full theaters, so I've been fidgeting around and waiting for long enough now. Crowds be damned,...
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I am SO excited about this I can't begin to say. I'm such a nerd. I always wait until a little after opening to see movies because I detest giant crowds and full theaters, so I've been fidgeting around and waiting for long enough now. Crowds be damned,...
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horus73:
Nothing wrong with bitching every once in a while. I tend to use my journal pages for that very purpose.
Good to hear you're healing well after your surgery.
And I saw 'LOTR:Return of the King' a couple of weeks ago-kick ass. The battle scenes were awesome yet again, along with everything else.
And agreed-teenage asswads that walk around like they're king shit, can kiss my ass to. But they still have this week off to, because of the New Year. Fuck em...
And Sculpey III is essentially, the same as super sculpey-it's just that it comes in so many colors. It's cool shit, just kind of pricey for what you get. Decided what to make yet?
Good to hear you're healing well after your surgery.
And I saw 'LOTR:Return of the King' a couple of weeks ago-kick ass. The battle scenes were awesome yet again, along with everything else.
And agreed-teenage asswads that walk around like they're king shit, can kiss my ass to. But they still have this week off to, because of the New Year. Fuck em...
And Sculpey III is essentially, the same as super sculpey-it's just that it comes in so many colors. It's cool shit, just kind of pricey for what you get. Decided what to make yet?
I got Sculpey Clay for X-Mas!
And a DVD player. Finally.
Hope everyone had a good holiday. Mine was pretty good.
Stayed in a hotel X-Mas night cause there was no room at Grandma's. The pool was torn up because they are putting in a mini water park. I wanted to take pictures of the plastic swan through the window and I forgot.
And a DVD player. Finally.
Hope everyone had a good holiday. Mine was pretty good.
Stayed in a hotel X-Mas night cause there was no room at Grandma's. The pool was torn up because they are putting in a mini water park. I wanted to take pictures of the plastic swan through the window and I forgot.
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tadzi:
was wondering where ya were. glad to hear ya enjoyed yourself though, sweets.
horus73:
Congrats on the gifts-did you get sculpey, or super sculpey? I generally get super sculpey myself, it's sculpts really nice. And you can get it dirt cheap through NASCO in Fort Atkinson, if you don't go down there to often(which i certainly don't)they have a catalog you can order through. My advice is try to get some dental tools for detailing, and start with shapes, always shapes. That's generally how I look at objects and faces first, I break it all into shapes.
Any advice I could give you, I'd be honored. Kudos on the DVD player to, I have no complaints about mine, and I never 'overwatch' any of my movies unlike VHS-congrats on that to.
Glad to hear your Christmas was a good one.
Any advice I could give you, I'd be honored. Kudos on the DVD player to, I have no complaints about mine, and I never 'overwatch' any of my movies unlike VHS-congrats on that to.
Glad to hear your Christmas was a good one.
So I will only be around sporadically until after the holidays.
The funeral was wierd.
I had to update to say that I took out my nipple piercings for the first time since I got them pierced on Friday night. I would like to tell the story.
I was getting ready to take a shower, and just for kicks - because I like playing with...
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The funeral was wierd.
I had to update to say that I took out my nipple piercings for the first time since I got them pierced on Friday night. I would like to tell the story.
I was getting ready to take a shower, and just for kicks - because I like playing with...
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horus73:
Merry Christmas-I was sorry to hear about your grandfather-my sympathies, two of mine died on Christmas day...
kennyg:
Glad to hear about the boobies!
Sorry to hear about the funeral and cervix.
On a related note, I do medical related work, and recently I learned what a "cold knife cone biopsy" is. It was kinda disgusting, but I was filled with empathy for everyone who needs surgery on their reproductive bits. Unfortunately, it seems that women do more often, no?
Merry everything!
Sorry to hear about the funeral and cervix.
On a related note, I do medical related work, and recently I learned what a "cold knife cone biopsy" is. It was kinda disgusting, but I was filled with empathy for everyone who needs surgery on their reproductive bits. Unfortunately, it seems that women do more often, no?
Merry everything!
Well, a lot of that last entry can be scratched.
I am done with my paper. It's nine in the morning and I have been awake all night.
My mother just called to tell us that our grandfather died half an hour ago.
I am done with my paper. It's nine in the morning and I have been awake all night.
My mother just called to tell us that our grandfather died half an hour ago.
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rickroyal:
My sympathies. Hope you're doing all right.
tanar:
Condolences. Such a sad thing to happen at Xmas time.
It is four in the morning and I am ALMOST DONE with all of this Anthro crap. I am halfway through my paper - just gotta tear through the rest and type up four more single-spaced pages, and I have four more paragraphs to do on my take-home test. I love to press ctrl+a and double space it. I'm such a geek - it is...
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deadlyeye:
might I add best wishes as well..
Take care.
Take care.
tadzi:
christ. i really wish i could do something for you. give you a magical pill to make all the suck go away. since i cant ill send you all the best wishes i can muster up.
There is some asshole who drives up to the building across the street every morning and honks until whoever he is coming to pick up comes out the front door.
Today he drove up and honked about twelve or thirteen times! Over and over and over. I didn't get out of bed - and I barely even remember it - but my brother said he...
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Today he drove up and honked about twelve or thirteen times! Over and over and over. I didn't get out of bed - and I barely even remember it - but my brother said he...
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moniker42:
To begin : Hell yes I still work in this whether.
Last friday, it was 3.2 degrees outside when I got to work, and we still put in a 6 hour day.
Today the Pnumatic hoses froze to the ground and stoped working, so we had to put them the car and turn the heat on.
Secondly, I think the reason people have dreams with SG people, is that SG people are so hip and cool and froody that we can't help but be psychically connected.
I was playing the Harvest Moon Rom, and I couldn't get past the very begining where you have to talk to everyone in the town. I JUST CAN'T!
I talked to everyone over and over, making sure not to miss anyone, and it just don't go beyond that part.
Eric had a similar problem with Secret of mana.
Grrrr.
And anyway, the dream I had about you was totally sexual, but I have very strange and sexual dreams, as a rule.
Ummm. What else..
Nope, nothing. I'll be in madison tomarrow I THINK.
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Last friday, it was 3.2 degrees outside when I got to work, and we still put in a 6 hour day.
Today the Pnumatic hoses froze to the ground and stoped working, so we had to put them the car and turn the heat on.
Secondly, I think the reason people have dreams with SG people, is that SG people are so hip and cool and froody that we can't help but be psychically connected.
I was playing the Harvest Moon Rom, and I couldn't get past the very begining where you have to talk to everyone in the town. I JUST CAN'T!
I talked to everyone over and over, making sure not to miss anyone, and it just don't go beyond that part.
Eric had a similar problem with Secret of mana.
Grrrr.
And anyway, the dream I had about you was totally sexual, but I have very strange and sexual dreams, as a rule.
Ummm. What else..
Nope, nothing. I'll be in madison tomarrow I THINK.
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cloudsinthesky:
hey, if you're not busy, my band is playing at the anchor inn on sat. byebye
Everyone liked my Ceramics project.
I posted a picture.
I have a feeling I'm going to be posting a picture of everything for a while.
By the way, it is fucking bitter cold here in Madison. Every time I was outside today I ended up going numb all over. Tonight after being outside for no more than five minutes I couldn't feel my thighs.
I posted a picture.
I have a feeling I'm going to be posting a picture of everything for a while.
By the way, it is fucking bitter cold here in Madison. Every time I was outside today I ended up going numb all over. Tonight after being outside for no more than five minutes I couldn't feel my thighs.
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trudrew:
ageed, it's fucking cold. what's worse is i know it'll get colder yet. 
shortyjohn121:
Thighs? Did somebody say thighs? I really need to get to KFC! Awesome art! You should post some more. It's cold in GB too, I cant's stand the cold . Anyway have a nice night beautiful.
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I really need to get to KFC! Awesome art! You should post some more. It's cold in GB too, I cant's stand the cold . Anyway have a nice night beautiful.
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I HAVE UPLOADED STUPID PICTURES OF MYSELF!
Yes, that's right. Instead of working on my anthro essay, devilducky and I glued my Ceramics project back together (it blew up in the kiln ). Okay, so mostly DD did the work, since he's good at cognitive puzzles like that and I'm not. But I helped!
So, yes. Instead of working on my essay I took a...
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Yes, that's right. Instead of working on my anthro essay, devilducky and I glued my Ceramics project back together (it blew up in the kiln
). Okay, so mostly DD did the work, since he's good at cognitive puzzles like that and I'm not. But I helped!
So, yes. Instead of working on my essay I took a...
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unnecessaryz:
Pictures of cats on SG: ELEVENTY BILLION!
moniker42:
Yes. Yes you were.
Shrug.
Shrug.
that was my head exploding.
on another note... we should be home by tuesday or wed, hope to see you when we get back!
hugs
I was once almost sickened but somewhat amused by a discussion I once overheard at work. Though not religious, I got to hear for 20 minutes the arguement of the Tarantula-whether or not it was a spider or a mammal-2o fucking minutes...