A 70 year old man walks into a church and steps into the confession booth. The screen opens and the priest asks: "Do you have any sins to confess?"
The man replies: "Last night I had three-way sex with two beautiful 18 year old girls."
"Dear God," the priest responds, "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"I've never been to confession," the man explains "I'm Jewish."
"So why are you telling me this?" asks the priest?"
"I'm telling EVERYONE !!!"
Random Fact about Me (a concept stolen from Vanessa): I cannot rent a movie and not have something to snack on in front of me. Sugar cereals (Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms, Sugar Smacks) are my favorite. Dry, no milk, out of a plastic Fat Tuesdays cup.
The man replies: "Last night I had three-way sex with two beautiful 18 year old girls."
"Dear God," the priest responds, "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"I've never been to confession," the man explains "I'm Jewish."
"So why are you telling me this?" asks the priest?"
"I'm telling EVERYONE !!!"
Random Fact about Me (a concept stolen from Vanessa): I cannot rent a movie and not have something to snack on in front of me. Sugar cereals (Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms, Sugar Smacks) are my favorite. Dry, no milk, out of a plastic Fat Tuesdays cup.
Loved the joke. Made me smile. <3 thank you.