Well I am back, for those who don't remember me I was EaterofWorlds and SMF6009. Anyway, I'm fucked up right now and Ilsa convinced me to rejoin SG.
Why am I fucked up you may ask? Well yesterday during sparring, I was kicked very hard in the left testicle. So I spent this morning in the hospital getting ultrasounds and being scared to death. My testicle is swollen and the pain is terrible. They told me it was bruised and that I would have to wait a few weeks for it to heal, they sent me home with a some perscription narcotics only for me to return with a message saying, Adam, we looked at the ultrasound again and you need to get to a urologist ASAP, it looks like you may have a rupture and will need surgery.
So I went to the urologist and had a few more people fondel my balls, and they decided I didn't need surgery, but I have to sit here for 2 weeks wearing this fucking jock strap that is to small for me with a bag of frozen peas on my dick.
So how are you doing?
Why am I fucked up you may ask? Well yesterday during sparring, I was kicked very hard in the left testicle. So I spent this morning in the hospital getting ultrasounds and being scared to death. My testicle is swollen and the pain is terrible. They told me it was bruised and that I would have to wait a few weeks for it to heal, they sent me home with a some perscription narcotics only for me to return with a message saying, Adam, we looked at the ultrasound again and you need to get to a urologist ASAP, it looks like you may have a rupture and will need surgery.
So I went to the urologist and had a few more people fondel my balls, and they decided I didn't need surgery, but I have to sit here for 2 weeks wearing this fucking jock strap that is to small for me with a bag of frozen peas on my dick.
So how are you doing?
oh sweet lord. that sounds painful!! so sorry. but, you live dangerous, you have to be prepaired.
*HUG* feel better soon!