I now know why I don't like Mondays Tell me why well I will tell you why, cuz for the 2nd week in a row I can't sleep argh I have no idea why I always have a hard time sleeping Sunday nights..
Someone please shoot me as I will be a basket case at work tomorrow..
Why do I always put multiple periods at the end of my sentences..
Now some humurous Quotes to start your week off
As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water to base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we need to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating.
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" Let us analyze that sentence for a moment. If you're a stickler, you probably think the singular verb "is" should have been the plural "are," but if you read it closely, you'll see I'm using the intransitive plural subjunctive tense. So the word "is" are correct.
In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language.
-- George W. Bush
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.
Quotes from one of my favorite comedians Robin Williams
Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Have a great week
Someone please shoot me as I will be a basket case at work tomorrow..
Why do I always put multiple periods at the end of my sentences..
Now some humurous Quotes to start your week off
As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water to base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we need to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating.
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" Let us analyze that sentence for a moment. If you're a stickler, you probably think the singular verb "is" should have been the plural "are," but if you read it closely, you'll see I'm using the intransitive plural subjunctive tense. So the word "is" are correct.
In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language.
-- George W. Bush
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.
Quotes from one of my favorite comedians Robin Williams
Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Have a great week
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lyric:
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