Well I am at work and it is Friday so figured I do another blog dam I am like a blog a maniac I think I might need counseling, well if you are bored feel free to check out all my previous blogs some are fun stuff others are more on the serious side, at lease it will give you more of a insight as to who I am 
So I decided to get my hair cut the other day, decided to give the whole die jobs a rest, well the cut is OK but I think she cut the sides a little too short, dam I am getting more grey hairs atleast on the sides guess it makes me look distinguished lol... I have rant what is it with Ear Hair like of all the places to get hair why your ears it is one part of growing old I hate, continually plucking sheesh like who ever heard of anyone having a ear beard or a ear goatee oh why there argh
Phone sex like what is the point, if God meant people to have sex over the phone he would have made the holes in the receiver bigger, I might not have the biggest peen but not even I can get it through those tiny holes, thank god all I have is a BlackBerry Cell phone..
Well just a few rants to start the weekend off..
Edit: so at my work, I have a office on the 12th floor and I can see this condo across the street anyways there is this old guy there must be in his 60s I am thinking retired as I see him most of the day sitting out on his balcony it is somewhat small but enough room to have his plants and a lounge chair out there anyways, if I am in early enough every morning just before 8 he opens his sliding door and is usually butt naked, then if it is nice out he proceeds to come out on his balcony wearing either his black, grey or pale blue bikini briefs under ware.. So I have my own ugly naked guy and I usually bring to the attention of my staff which consists of5 mid 20 females whenever he is out hey if I have to suffer so do they.. I know you guys are jealous but he is my ugly naked guy.. Thought I would just share that
Joke of the Day
At a U2 concert in Ireland, Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from the front of the audience yells out...."Then stop clapping, ya fooking asshole!"
Laters peeps
So I decided to get my hair cut the other day, decided to give the whole die jobs a rest, well the cut is OK but I think she cut the sides a little too short, dam I am getting more grey hairs atleast on the sides guess it makes me look distinguished lol... I have rant what is it with Ear Hair like of all the places to get hair why your ears it is one part of growing old I hate, continually plucking sheesh like who ever heard of anyone having a ear beard or a ear goatee oh why there argh
Phone sex like what is the point, if God meant people to have sex over the phone he would have made the holes in the receiver bigger, I might not have the biggest peen but not even I can get it through those tiny holes, thank god all I have is a BlackBerry Cell phone..
Well just a few rants to start the weekend off..
Edit: so at my work, I have a office on the 12th floor and I can see this condo across the street anyways there is this old guy there must be in his 60s I am thinking retired as I see him most of the day sitting out on his balcony it is somewhat small but enough room to have his plants and a lounge chair out there anyways, if I am in early enough every morning just before 8 he opens his sliding door and is usually butt naked, then if it is nice out he proceeds to come out on his balcony wearing either his black, grey or pale blue bikini briefs under ware.. So I have my own ugly naked guy and I usually bring to the attention of my staff which consists of5 mid 20 females whenever he is out hey if I have to suffer so do they.. I know you guys are jealous but he is my ugly naked guy.. Thought I would just share that
Joke of the Day
At a U2 concert in Ireland, Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from the front of the audience yells out...."Then stop clapping, ya fooking asshole!"
Laters peeps
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Do you know how to check upcomeing locall canadian events? I suck at this website sometimes... gah!! I hope I get to do events how much fun would that be! =))) hehehe I shoulda got accepted B4 fearfest in t.o lol darnit