wolverine43

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa
Claus is missing.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire...
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Um why do people's pubes do not turn grey while their head, face and chest do wierd eh

I need to get laid big time

Looks like I may need to move can't really aford my place on my own so looking for a new place and possibly a roomate as well preference would be downtown Toronto

Why am I even here, I have no life, too much debt, no job hell I can't even get a interview, no money, haven't mounted to anything.. I just want to disappear for good

Still nothing on the job front, dam I hate waiting, not the most patient guy..

Not much else to say but hi and happy Thanksgiving to my American friends

PS The movie The Tracey Fragments is a pretty wierd movie to watch good but different

YAY I am stoked, things are finally looking up

Had an interview with a agency on Monday with a good opportunity, then another interview with another agency yesterday, good opportunity but not to sure how legit the agency is but we will see

Received a call yesterday from a head hunter I have dealt with since the spring, he has a hot opportunity and feels...
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Just some mid week humor from my fave comedian Steven Wright

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

If at first...
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Can't wait for the weekend, going to The Everything to do with SEX Show Saturday, then party party party like a ROCK STAR Saturday night

JOB Interview tomorrow YAY