The Genius of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what...
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littlejohn22:
There is a science call in show here and I called in number 35
fredhincanada:
It's why he's one of my favourite comedians of all time. The man's wit... amazing.
