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A couple were in the delivery room, after giving birth to their third child. The Dr came in to stitch up the wife, after all the stress of the delivery. The wife glares at the husband, and says (obviously finishing an earlier conversation), "Well, here's your chance, go ahead and ask him!" The husband guiltily looks to the Dr and says, "As long as you're...
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A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and then felt horribly guilty about it. No matter how much he tried to forget what he'd done, he couldn't; he was overwhelmed with regret and a sense that he'd betrayed a patient's trust. Every once in a while, though, he would hear a reassuring voice in his head telling him, "Don't worry about it....
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fredhincanada:
Brings new meaning to horsing around! πŸ˜‚
littlejohn22:
Gem
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cerebus666:
πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡
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Synopsis: In 1983 Tony had an affair and his wife hired teenage hitmen to kill him, 5 times, culminating in his being shot in the back of the head and in the chest after being fed a bunch of sleeping pills. He claims he didn't feel a thing and believed his wife when she said he had the flu. Google it. You can't make this...
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ferkixlll:
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
littlejohn22:
Colourful
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kiley:
looool noooo
rare:
Hahah nice one!
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littlejohn22:
Sad news
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littlejohn22:
I am on try 71 with my neighbour… should I stop?
wizard0:
@littlejohn22 If at first you don't succeed 71 times, try try again.