Grrr
I can't fucking sleep, and I have to be at work in five and a half hours. Not only that, but my great aunt's memorial service is tommorrow, so I also get to see the family!
Don't get me wrong, I'll be glad to see most of my family again, but there are a few members I could do without, you know?
I'm gonna...
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I can't fucking sleep, and I have to be at work in five and a half hours. Not only that, but my great aunt's memorial service is tommorrow, so I also get to see the family!
Don't get me wrong, I'll be glad to see most of my family again, but there are a few members I could do without, you know?
I'm gonna...
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"And if I weave around at night
Policemen think I'm very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask
Cos plastic jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
...
When I'm goin' fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic satan
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks...
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Policemen think I'm very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask
Cos plastic jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
...
When I'm goin' fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic satan
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks...
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hellcatjustine:
PSSST email me your address
hellcat357@gmail.com
xoxo
hellcat357@gmail.com
xoxo
hellcatjustine:
got it darlin, gonna send yours out tomorrow. just show up. is all I need.
can't wait to see you!!!!!
can't wait to see you!!!!!
Ow
My brain hurts
My brain hurts
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dollbabyamy:
my knee hurts
joshof13thfloor:
I miss you too, brother.
I shall return full time someday though.
Until then...peace.
-Josh
I shall return full time someday though.
Until then...peace.
-Josh
Have you ever seena line of coke theat lokked like it shoiukld have been pauinted in the highway? cause Ihave and I am the devil and what I say goess Also there was a neked girl with me in the hot tub and OIi 3was naked too and I hope she didn't have anything cause UI think we fucked but I acant remember so it...
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hellcatjustine:
are you ok baby?
give me a call sometime, got the #?
I dont ever want to see another line of coke ever again.
give me a call sometime, got the #?
I dont ever want to see another line of coke ever again.
Hell is just the suburbs of heaven. You can drive through, but you can't afford to stay there.
emperor_tane:
I have always seen Hell as a place of tolerance and equality. Heaven seems like it would be a horrable place ruled by a totalitarian dictator, who demands perfection of morals at all time. The smallest infraction would result in the most lethal of repremands.
Tane
Tane
nachthound:
I would think it is the other way around. Heaven is the suburbs of Hell.
I just put on a pair of pants that are still warm from the dryer. Is there any greater feeling? 
nachthound:
The same situation with a pair of brand new socks
I am oblivion
Foreswear me at your peril
Foreswear me at your peril
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hellcatjustine:
remember who you are talking to here. Bowling shirts or anything retro or really whatever is ok by me.
Just be sure to be there, I could care less what you wear. Just so long as you can make it!
Just be sure to be there, I could care less what you wear. Just so long as you can make it!
emperor_tane:
huh?
Tane
Tane
I am a consumer whore!
I cut and split a little over six cords of wood today.
For those of you who don't know how much a cord of wood is, six of em is a fucking lot. I need someone to give me a nice, rough massage. Since I don't really anticipate that being forthcoming, I think I'm gonna go run an extension cord...
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I cut and split a little over six cords of wood today.
For those of you who don't know how much a cord of wood is, six of em is a fucking lot. I need someone to give me a nice, rough massage. Since I don't really anticipate that being forthcoming, I think I'm gonna go run an extension cord...
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hellcatjustine:
how are you baby? You shoulda been at the Social D show, it was off teh chain, yo.
ms_n_thrope:
6 chords is a shitload. but wood heat is the total shit. hope you chose the classic dawn of the dead to watch.
Alchohol addiction is when you start drinking on a thursday and finish on a tuesdfay.
Alchohol dedications is when you start drinking on a tuesdahys and finsih oin a leap year.
though you should know
Alchohol dedications is when you start drinking on a tuesdahys and finsih oin a leap year.
though you should know
emperor_tane:
Where have you been?
Tane
Tane
Holy shit, just had a bit of a panic moment there. Tried to get online and I wasn't connecting. I was afraid the cable company had cut me off for not having paid in two months.
Apparently it was just a service loss.
I should call and complain.
Apparently it was just a service loss.
I should call and complain.
emperor_tane:
I am the immaculate embodiment of all that is evil.
Tane
Tane