I am a consumer whore!
I cut and split a little over six cords of wood today.
For those of you who don't know how much a cord of wood is, six of em is a fucking lot. I need someone to give me a nice, rough massage. Since I don't really anticipate that being forthcoming, I think I'm gonna go run an extension cord into the bathroom so can watch Dawn of the Dead in a tub full of bubbles and smoke a joint. I may take the toaster and a hair dryer in there too, just in case the TV isn't dangerous enough.
Who am I kidding? I don't have a toaster, or hair.
I cut and split a little over six cords of wood today.
For those of you who don't know how much a cord of wood is, six of em is a fucking lot. I need someone to give me a nice, rough massage. Since I don't really anticipate that being forthcoming, I think I'm gonna go run an extension cord into the bathroom so can watch Dawn of the Dead in a tub full of bubbles and smoke a joint. I may take the toaster and a hair dryer in there too, just in case the TV isn't dangerous enough.
Who am I kidding? I don't have a toaster, or hair.
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hellcatjustine:
how are you baby? You shoulda been at the Social D show, it was off teh chain, yo.
ms_n_thrope:
6 chords is a shitload. but wood heat is the total shit. hope you chose the classic dawn of the dead to watch.
