In the beginning there was void, but there was no beginning. The void, which exists now, has always existed and will always exist, is infinite. I use infinite in the sense that it has neither beginning nor end whether measured spatially or temporally. There exists within the void the limited possibility of existence spontaneously erupting. As we expand our consciousness we come to realize that the limited possibility of existence when compared to the unending vastness of the void is not simply a possibility nor a probability but a mathematical certainty. The result is that within the void every possibility exists and is enacted endlessly.
We exist as a product of the circumstances of our probability of existing and as such the why are we here becomes answered. With infinite potential to exist we must exist and in existing we must exist spatially and that spatial existence occurs here. It could just as likely have existed elsewhere. In referring to the beginning we are thus referring not to the beginning of the void, which is temporally infinite, but are referring to the dawn of this specific temporal/spatial unit we have labeled the universe.
We exist as a product of the circumstances of our probability of existing and as such the why are we here becomes answered. With infinite potential to exist we must exist and in existing we must exist spatially and that spatial existence occurs here. It could just as likely have existed elsewhere. In referring to the beginning we are thus referring not to the beginning of the void, which is temporally infinite, but are referring to the dawn of this specific temporal/spatial unit we have labeled the universe.
There is an awesome part of a particular 'Church of the Subgenius Hour of Slack' radio show that went pretty much the way your entry went... Only with messed up noises, music, and effects warping in and out. It makes your mind cramp up, and runs about 5 or so minutes long....