winodork666

And so it is time for another entry, I believe. So what exatly has been happening to me these days? Well, I was getting laid, but of course that always ends as a tragedy. Either someoenes to old, to fat or too dumb. So much fun this all is. But fuck it, there is a kick ass Burlesque show tomorrow and my top hat takes no prisoners. So no matter who dies (and someone always does, "Becca") I can still move on to something better. Stay away from those older women, those roomates and girls without red lipstick. And no matter what anyone says you will never be able to look at too much porn.