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days of swine and roses

Sep 11, 2023
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I get a ton of junk email, like we all do. I have aggressive filtering, like most of us do. But something gets through every day, because reasons.

My personal favorites are the ones that address me as if I am, personally, Barnes & Noble. They frequently offer cleaning and reputational services (for me, Mr. Barnes & Noble), as well as something about putting Google Maps directly into my stores. Good stuff.

Today, something got through, and in those few preview words you can see without opening the email, I read the phrase “Million dollar bacon.”

So I said to Anne, “I mean, million dollar bacon sounds great. But who can afford that?”

“Someone who is living high on the hog,” she replied.

VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
jozsef:
I must think about this. Aren't we mixing metaphors? It was very funny until I started thinking about it. Perhaps there's a lesson here. I don't know. I'll have to think about it.
Sep 11, 2023
ojtheviking:
Million dollar bacon, that must be swine that's been fed nothing but pearsl.
Sep 13, 2023

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