*screams*

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CDC: “CDC recommends wearing cloth face coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain (e.g., grocery stores and pharmacies) especially in areas of significant community-based transmission”

Me: I will listen to the professionals, the experts, and the scientists. I care about people other than myself, so I'll wear a mask to protect them when I have to leave my house.

LA Mayor Garcetti: Yep, we all feel a little silly doing this, but it's for the public good, and we're all in this together.

Shitface the Impeached Fucker: I am a shit leader, just the worst fucking piece of shit who ever stood at this podium, and I'm going to model defiance to the country, ignore the CDC, and undermine public health. Don't go away. I haven't finished lying about everything.

Kushner the Incompetent: *puts bucket over head* *runs into wall* *falls down* *collects millions of dollars for some reason*

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littlejohn22:
I really fear for you and your country folk, stay safe brother.
fullfeeling:
The "some reason" is unchecked nepotism paired with Republican Congresspeople who are so venal that they're openly willing to watch not just the country but their own standing burn to the ground for short term gain.  We keep blaming the President for his actions, but the Framers gave us a solution for this inevitability.  They were even clever enough to set up the system so that the check on a tyrannical executive was in the self-interest of the two other branches.  They just never imagined that a majority of both Houses would be willing to give up their own power so a dictator could shamefully use them as sock-puppets.  I hardly blame  Trump for being his evil self.  He was always a snake, never lied about it, and never really wanted this job.  I blame Congress much more. Trump may be the most incompetent person in our government, but he isn't the most evil person in our government because he's not smart enough: McConnell is.

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