CDC: “CDC recommends wearing cloth face coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain (e.g., grocery stores and pharmacies) especially in areas of significant community-based transmission”
Me: I will listen to the professionals, the experts, and the scientists. I care about people other than myself, so I'll wear a mask to protect them when I have to leave my house.
LA Mayor Garcetti: Yep, we all feel a little silly doing this, but it's for the public good, and we're all in this together.
Shitface the Impeached Fucker: I am a shit leader, just the worst fucking piece of shit who ever stood at this podium, and I'm going to model defiance to the country, ignore the CDC, and undermine public health. Don't go away. I haven't finished lying about everything.
Kushner the Incompetent: *puts bucket over head* *runs into wall* *falls down* *collects millions of dollars for some reason*
