Okay, I'm going to hell for this, but it made me laugh.
Before he took up the whole preaching thing, Jesus was perfectly happy just staying at home and working with Dad in the family carpentry shop.
Mary went up to him one day and said she wanted him to make something more of his life, so she was sending him to the Nazareth College of Medicine to become a doctor.
Alas, it didn't work out. Jesus aced all his classes, but he got nailed on the boards.
Sent to me by my friend Andrew, who will ride shotgun in the handbasket.
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"Yeah, because that's exactly what Jesus is going to want to see when he comes back," or something like that.