every monday, at work, at the begining of each shift we have a safety meeting. here is a sample of how it went today.

larry ( our foreman ) reading about hand safety at home from an overhead projector

larry: " also use metal untensils when using an outdoor grill and make sure they are of a proper length to protect your hands from burns during erotic movments.."

room full of workers: ( laughing loudly )

larry: ( puzzled look on his face )

me: ( shouting over the laughter) larry! the word is erratic !

also there was a segment on *ahem* one handed home exercises.

it's no fun when they make it this easy.