man, last night was surreal.... 
my friend chris picked me up to go get a bite to eat before the show and tells me his wife confessed ( again! ) to seeing a guy she works with. oscar wilde said it best " bigamy is having one wife too many, monogomy is the same thing"
anyway, went to T.G.I.F for dinner then went downtown to the kalamazoo mall and walked around talking until it was time for the show. as i was walking in i see and aquaintance of mine that i havent seen since last year working the door as security we have a brief convesation as i'm trying not to hold up the line. then as i'm sitting in my seat waiting for the show to start. a guy two seats over looks at me and says " hm bald , with a clutch t-shirt....will? it's me dwayne!" turns out it's another aquaintance that i haven't seen in about a year. we sit there catching up on things until the show starts.
the show itself was good though lewis black's timing seemd a bit off he recovered and pointed out the mistakes he had just made which brought even more laughter and applause
then after the show we went to the strip club where one stripper who i haven't seen in at least a year was there. now she and i get along very well and the lap dances are usually tame as she and i are talking as she goes through her routine. but, this time the dances had far less verbal communication and a lot more physical communication. she noticed my weight loss and told me how good i looked even stopping and whispering in my ear as she's walking by to tell me how "exceptionally handsome" i looked. hmmm... i've talked with her several times over the years and she had never been this complimentary. i mentioned the clutch show on the 15th of may,she's a clutch fan, and she said she's going to be there. we'll see what happens if we do meet outside of the club. normally i can tell when a stripper is trying to work me for dances and those are the ones i avoid , but the dancer last nght has me wondering. even my friend commented afterwards on how physical she was with me ( as she was sitting next to me on the main floor she was giving me neck and shoulder massages and running her hand under my shirt ) hah! i have written way too much out this... go raise some hell,kids!
my friend chris picked me up to go get a bite to eat before the show and tells me his wife confessed ( again! ) to seeing a guy she works with. oscar wilde said it best " bigamy is having one wife too many, monogomy is the same thing"
anyway, went to T.G.I.F for dinner then went downtown to the kalamazoo mall and walked around talking until it was time for the show. as i was walking in i see and aquaintance of mine that i havent seen since last year working the door as security we have a brief convesation as i'm trying not to hold up the line. then as i'm sitting in my seat waiting for the show to start. a guy two seats over looks at me and says " hm bald , with a clutch t-shirt....will? it's me dwayne!" turns out it's another aquaintance that i haven't seen in about a year. we sit there catching up on things until the show starts.
the show itself was good though lewis black's timing seemd a bit off he recovered and pointed out the mistakes he had just made which brought even more laughter and applause
then after the show we went to the strip club where one stripper who i haven't seen in at least a year was there. now she and i get along very well and the lap dances are usually tame as she and i are talking as she goes through her routine. but, this time the dances had far less verbal communication and a lot more physical communication. she noticed my weight loss and told me how good i looked even stopping and whispering in my ear as she's walking by to tell me how "exceptionally handsome" i looked. hmmm... i've talked with her several times over the years and she had never been this complimentary. i mentioned the clutch show on the 15th of may,she's a clutch fan, and she said she's going to be there. we'll see what happens if we do meet outside of the club. normally i can tell when a stripper is trying to work me for dances and those are the ones i avoid , but the dancer last nght has me wondering. even my friend commented afterwards on how physical she was with me ( as she was sitting next to me on the main floor she was giving me neck and shoulder massages and running her hand under my shirt ) hah! i have written way too much out this... go raise some hell,kids!
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All I have to say about the digital camera thing is this; one day I will be able to shoot death beams from my eyes. You seem like a really cool guy and I would hate to have to kill you.