wild_zero

argh! i have been without internet access at home for three days now. retarded comcast.

ah life. here's a snapshot from last night:

me: "hey, how's it going?"
<introductions>
<random girl comes out of nowhere>
girl: "those are my girlfriends!"
girl: "hey, are you going to help us get some tequila shots?"
me: "uh, no. i don't buy girls drinks anymore."
girl: "ah, that's why you don't get laid."

life just keeps converging onto scenes from the movie swingers.