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Monday Jul 28, 2003

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Alas...a calm day! Weekends are sooo crazy in these parts! Still not drinking and feeling good! Hurray.

I get my groceries from Fairway uptown every Mon and Thurs when I have to move my car. And each time I get to see those fire fighting men. Oh, how I do love those firemen. I'd really like to be able to say that I've been fucked by a fireman. How hot would that be...really. Literally.

When does the horny-ness ever end. It just keeps getting worse as I get older. Damn.
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suicidesmitty:
If you follow the statistics, you will peak at 35:

http://content.health.msn.com/content/article/42/1685_50209

Though, there is no way that I peaked at 18. Maybe there's some pervy clause- I'm definitely hornier now.

I suppose that's what averages are all about.
Jul 28, 2003
neodrunk:
He's married, he doesn't know any better. Smitty probably hasn't been laid in five years. Trust me, he tries his hardest to live vicariously through my young testosterone filled body.

tonguemiao!!
Jul 28, 2003

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