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Well. Tonight I went to a birthday party for Molly Ringwald's boyfriend. There was some rumor circulating that she's going to do a sequel to Sixteen Candles. Hmmmmm.

I got caught in the fantastic thunderstorm later in the evening. It was glorious. At one point I actually had to stop walking and surrender to the madness. Just had to stand in the middle of the...
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ampersandwich:
ps - ive ment to mention this close to 100 times now - Ive been a doodie.com regular since 1997. I bust a gut daily over there.
freyja__:
got plans thursday night?
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It's the 4th of July. Yeehaw. Last year I was in Korea at this time sweating. I don't think I've seen 4th of July fireworks in four or five years. Always working...as I will be again tonight!

Alas, I'll watch them on TV later.

Where were y'all last year for the 4th?
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jrave:
i was in japan awaiting some hot bitch to come visit. this year, i'm geting fucking drunk n counting the days to visit somehot bitch! yeehaw!
freyja__:
make plans to see me or you'll never get your bday cameras!

DUH.
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Fucking A. What a goddamn week. I'm a douchebag. Like completely.

I'm supposed to work three different places on Monday. Whoops.

Jesus has left the building. Now I will sleep.

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jrave:
you need clones. the world probably wouldn't be able to handle it, but that's what you need.
french_frog:
Jesus take tomato juice with me, then He said He'll come back to your place to control your ass traffic.

wink miao!!
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Jesus is in my bed right now.
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ampersandwich:
does he snore? he looks like a snorer with that long beard....
er:
are you not talking to me because you used to shit the bed (who knows, maybe you still do) and i hit the nail on the head? i'm sorry if i offended you

kiss kiss tongue ooo aaa
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I don;t know what to say about Jesus at this point...except.. that he rocks amt I'm smitten.

Jesus awaits me. Jesus loves youuuuuuuuuu.




RAM IT RAM IT RAMI IT.


It's funny how we subcounciously fall into same pattens with relationships.


I regret nothing cause I'ce learned from everything.

I sit here sipping my wine.


'Get with it' i miss you and yer retarded ways. Money...
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er:
just reminiscing about the days when you used to make sense...
jrave:
and jesus has coherent thoughts. usually.
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Well... I took a little fall down (about 8 feet) into a basement on Tuesday night. Yippee....didn't do too much damage. Nothing is broken. I did have to sit in the ER for 7 hours waiting to hear that I have a contusion on my spine. Yeehaw!

In other news....I'm having fun with Jesus. Jesus and I are writing music, taking Vicodin, and sipping wine....
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tadzi:
jesus is my homeboy
deadsweetheart:
umm as for the fall ummm oww but hey least that meant you didnt land fet or head first. it means the force of the fall was spread out a littel bit. my sister fell from like i thnk 5 feet from atop a horse and jsut casue of the way she landed it broke her clavicle. but anywas oww.

Todd
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LISTEN Y'ALL....I'm fucking hot for Freyja. This bitch and I are totally dating. If I ever meet another woman with such fuckin hot tits...I won't know what to do.

I"m gay as shit.


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Whoa...I was retarded last night.

I had way too good of a time last night. The midget, Randy, was out of control. He pulled me in the bathroom at one...
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sivadelfuego:
freyja__:
we need to coordinate our busy schedules.
i'll email you some ideas.
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Indeed...it looks as though there will be a 'Mini-Elvis' in attendance of the party. Mmmmmm. Nothing like a midget dressed like Elvis.
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nyhcx516:
HAPPY B DAY!!!
alkaholic23:
happy birfday
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Well the birthday is fast approaching. Trying to get everything in order.

All I know is that I need to be naked with midgets. I'm trying to make it happen.

*Fingers crossed*
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wraith7000:
midgets and giants would be optimal
wraith7000:
HaHa , it is time!

Happy The Birthday to You!! biggrin
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My feet hurt. I just want a good footrub. I used to get a footrub everynight. Ahh..the days of old.

Things are tricky. I'm smitten with a fool. Guess things could be worse.
jrave:
you love a fool? that's insane. that's like going to japan and hooking up with a sailor....nobody does those types of things wink
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Wow.

Never should one drink champagne, smoke cigars, and engage in discussion of ass sex. Tricky.

It's getting nice outside. Yippee.

In other news I'm starting yet another new band. This one is called Hookers and Buddhism.
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jrave:
so, another typical sunday night for ya? biggrin
digitaladdiction:
heh.

How about Buddist Hookers?

The Dao of the big O ...