Sunday Apr 17, 2005

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I found the dog run near my house today! Fucking funny watching the little men run around. trouble is they want to hump the little ladies. Can't let any humpin' happen in the dog run. I feel their pain...the little men are horny like their mama.


sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex.
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tadzi:
you always have to mention sex dontcha, just to remind me that im not getting any wink
ampersandwich:
Are they not fixed yet?

Momma shouldnt be, but they probably oughta at some point...

Y~!

Wednesday Apr 13, 2005

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Sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex.
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er:
me again. since i'm up late i'm reading through dharmabox's friend's journals (there are probably more intellectual things to do with my time?) and came across this, which i know you will love.

also, did you meet with steve? or did you just make the whole thing up?
how about m. the oboist, did you meet with her? or are willy and marv and tammy your only social contacts these days? tongue

asshole
boxofficepoison:
that's been my thought process of late as well.

Tuesday Apr 05, 2005

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....Ritalin.


I need to clean up my act. Thank god for the puppies and the rune...otherwise I'd be passed out at the bar...

Tomorrow I'm going to get up really early and maybe take a walk in the park with the men. One of my girlfriends just got a female puppy. Let the humping begin! No actually no one is fixed yet and we need...
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digitaladdiction:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!! biggrin kiss
deucecaddy:
maybe they make a doggie retalin....

Friday Apr 01, 2005

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Well, after two days of recovery from a night of ridiculous drinking I think I am back in working order. Wow.

My German roommate has left. I'm a little bummed. It was fun having someone in the apartment. Alas, I still have the Rune and the wankers.

I had another excellent date this week. Strange. I've been single for nearly two years. Whoa.

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boxofficepoison:
I'm back in a week or two. For a while. And we shall rock harder than the city has ever seen.
gallas13:
german roommates. is that like having german neighbors? i mean do you wake up one morning to have them edging their wall into your room?

Monday Mar 28, 2005

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed...
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stubertmcfly:
er thought you might appreciate this:



full story

[Edited on Mar 31, 2005 4:58PM]
gallas13:
loudnoises

Thursday Mar 24, 2005

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I had a date last night. Like an honest to god date. I haven't had one of those since who the hell knows when. Anyway...it was lovely. I actually had some class during dinner. Didn't belch or fart or talk about shitting. Nice. Now that I think about it we didn't even talk about midgets. Whoa.
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stormrider:
wow... how can you go out and not talk about those things

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recidivi5t:
so what DID you talk about/do on your date...i'm at a loss.... wink

Wednesday Mar 23, 2005

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I'm on the couch with The Rune. She's purrrrring away. The men are napping in my bedroom and all is well.

I got the staples out finally after a few days of craziness and the bruise on the shoulder is nearly gone.

I'm getting called in for Jury duty. I can't decide if it will be fun or just completely suck ass. Hmmm.
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er:
jury duty is NOT fun and you could be there 5 days. definitely 3. suck suck. bring your laptop though; they have wifi at a special juror price. look for it online, it's worth it. and when you get there, get a seat near an outlet!

oink
er:
i'm afraid to ask what you might be teaching a class in eeek

Friday Mar 18, 2005

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Well I'm sitting here on my couch with the puggies. God, they're precious!

Was supposed to get the staples out today but there was no time. I think I'll have to wait until Monday. Oh well.

I'm working at the club tonight and I'm excited. Didn't work last weekend for obvious reasons. So, I'm ready to 'dance it out' behind the bar in my ridiculously...
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wraith7000:
puggies, puggies, puggies

Feed them well...for they are the future! surreal
neodrunk:
better yet... check beneath the video to search midget personal ads! wink

tonguemiao!!

Tuesday Mar 15, 2005

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Well the head is healing fine and the shoulder is doing alright. Tried to take a picture of some of the staples. My digital camera is out of commission thanks to the fuckers at CompUSA. I had to use my webcam instead which sucks ass.

Anyway. I'm fucking broke broke broke from not working last week. Sucky.

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freyja__:
mmhmm
er:
thought maybe you'd like this



it came from aiki's personal webpage.

cheers and blessings (for all your burps today)

oh and did i tell you? nyc visit and june 1 nyc concert nixed. too hard to travel back and forth that much at
my age. she's still doing it june 1, same place as
last year - check it out if you like

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Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

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I was in a car accident yesterday. It sucked a little. The car is totaled. Neat. They stapled my head closed!

I tried to get the paramedics to take a picture of me with the retarded head gear on but they wouldn't. So I had to take the damn pic with my phone myself.

Things could have been a lot worse...I'm very blessed.
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ampersandwich:
feeling any better?


Y~!
gallas13:
you are damaged. save the guaze. heal. et cetera.

Saturday Mar 05, 2005

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God, I love working at a club. I usually don't get home this late...and by all means never this drunk. Whoops.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


I'm tempted to put a number up here and ask y'all to leave dirty messages....212-hmmmmmmmmmm.
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gallas13:
cocktease. if i had a dollar for every bug waved at me.
jrave:
lol, i'm coming to visit in November, lock up the kids!

Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

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Yippee for snow!

I made some jackets for the boys. They are fucking hilarious. I'll try to post a pic of them in the snow last night.
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scagnetti:
Whats new Ass Master? smile
scagnetti:
Same here Too.
Just checking the traffic report. wink
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