Story of the day.......................
TO GIVE AWAY TO A GOOD HOME - 1 FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A CAT!!!
Not really but my sisters cat is not in my good books today!!! Picture if you will - WhiteWidow minding her own business going down the stairs to the basement when she sees (at the last minute) her sisters cat sleeping on the 3rd from last stair 
In an effort to save the kitties life she over compensates stairs to skip the one the fur ball is laying on, only for him to do the same. After missing my footing, tripping over said cat, bouncing off the wall and landing funny at the bottom you now have a pissed off (and gimpy) WhiteWidow, and a stupid cat looking at me with a smug look on his face If I coulda caught the fucker I would have shaved him bald to teach him a lesson but I couldn't even catch him!! Don't get me wrong... I Iove cats - but this is a strike against them. All in all - everyone is somewhat ok. The cat is happy and healthy and as for myself......looks like it was just 2 strained ligaments in my knee and I should be ok in a week or so. This is NOT the way I want to be heading down to my sister-in-laws wedding but I guess there is nothing that can be done right?? I was given some stylish crutches (which are already parked) and some groovy pain killers (which I refuse to take since I still have some left over from my last knee injury) 
To be fair the baby bruise on my knee (which is barely there) matches the dress I was planning on wearing Sunday
So I bid you all fairwell until I am back on Monday
Everyone have a safe and happy weekend
TO GIVE AWAY TO A GOOD HOME - 1 FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A CAT!!!
Not really but my sisters cat is not in my good books today!!!
Picture if you will - WhiteWidow minding her own business going down the stairs to the basement when she sees (at the last minute) her sisters cat sleeping on the 3rd from last stair In an effort to save the kitties life she over compensates stairs to skip the one the fur ball is laying on, only for him to do the same. After missing my footing, tripping over said cat, bouncing off the wall and landing funny at the bottom you now have a pissed off (and gimpy) WhiteWidow, and a stupid cat looking at me with a smug look on his face If I coulda caught the fucker I would have shaved him bald to teach him a lesson but I couldn't even catch him!! Don't get me wrong... I Iove cats - but this is a strike against them. All in all - everyone is somewhat ok. The cat is happy and healthy and as for myself......looks like it was just 2 strained ligaments in my knee and I should be ok in a week or so. This is NOT the way I want to be heading down to my sister-in-laws wedding but I guess there is nothing that can be done right?? I was given some stylish crutches (which are already parked) and some groovy pain killers (which I refuse to take since I still have some left over from my last knee injury) To be fair the baby bruise on my knee (which is barely there) matches the dress I was planning on wearing SundaySo I bid you all fairwell until I am back on Monday
Everyone have a safe and happy weekend VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
schiavona:
Oh, did I mention I miss you?
clarkekid:
Aww, gimpy... evil cats must be punished. 