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Toledo, Ohio near the Red Ships Of Spain

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Friday Mar 26, 2004

Mar 26, 2004
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SECRETS OF THE CONGO

So there's some dinosaurs in the Congo?
What are they waiting for?
an invitiation?
stampede you ugly motherfuckers

Every time I win
I throw a barbecue and invite all of the best people
It makes me hard
To be so right

They found the prom queens remains right next to a Chucky Cheese
It was right on
Pretty groovy if you ask me
Looked like Tuna Helper on a half-shell

Why are knuckleheads almost killing each other?
Shit or get off the pot, gringo
Your fiery sun tatoo is giving me a headache
No CHUDS around when you need 'em

When I wake up for oatmeal
It's almost apocalypse
No one's got the sand to tip the hourglass
I'm tired of coulda woulda end of the world
Wind it down

GLOBAL GOOD TIMES

MORROCCO
MORROCCO
MORROCCO
Killing some tourists in
MORROCCO
MORROCCO
MORROCCO
Found daddy's wallet in
MORROCCO
MORROCCO
MORROCCO
Uncashed travelers checks
Sony brand something in the exposed intestines
spilled tin of Old Spice
No more petty cash holidays in
MORROCCO
MORROCCO
MORROCCO
catch a much deserved breather in
MORROCCO

Hey, the weather is fantastic up here in Northwest Ohio. It's like everyone is on vacation from their existence and my pawn shop is the crossroads. Supposedly it's illegal to use the guillotine I bought. Like it has stopped me before! Does living at or below the poverty line equate smelling like aged dogshit and cigarette tar? Fair enough. We've been down this road before on Suicide Girls. You all know the pit of insanity I am shouting from. I am sorry for the constant repitition of hating the public. How about buckets of Febreeze on the ceiling with stench sensors attatched to the release valves? It would be like Nickelodeon's YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION. Instead of green slime it would be Febreeze or maybe medical disinfectant in the buckets. Have you ever seen how gross and overbearing Nickelodeon's commercials have become? It's like a dolled up jackhammer rolling through innocent skulls. I was shocked at how mind-numbing and over the top they were. Are the heads of business trying to get the real job done at a faster pace? Before long we should be communicating in grunts and chest slaps. It's all chicken and biscuits with me. Keep it campy and stupid and leave me a broken hot water heater to listen to. Fuck, it might even be art. Oh well, it's all fab.

SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Captain Beefheart MIRROR MAN
The The NAKEDSELF
(yes, Marc Bolan again) T-Rex THUNDERWING
BloodSweatAndTears YOU'VE MADE ME SO VERY HAPPY
oh, and that Morrocco song
and the one about Dinosaurs or whatever



love frown wink ARRR!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO
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relapsed_eric:
ahhhh...videodrome...Cronnenberg at his best.

laptops and music...should check out Kraftwerks newest CD...Tour de France.i worked a Capt Beefheart show two summers ago...his paintings are quite exquisite.
i am sure you know all of this already.
have an omlette and enjoy sunday.
Mar 28, 2004
budoviking:
I played a tempered session of Electric Warrior last night (the kiddies were sleeping; hell I should have awakened 'em to educate 'em, but...)

I remember the chick who turned me on to EW back in the hazy dayz of college past. Trash-mouthed, big chested Philly girl, with a couple of tats and a big does of attitude.

This was early 80s. She was an SG before there was an SG. Ah, memories.... ARRR!!!
Mar 28, 2004

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