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I'm super hungry....
and I want one of these:

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colinism:
You also need a few of these. biggrin







sweetbutch:


trunk monkey funnneeeee

monkey

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"Walking around the earth stressed
I been buggin' since I fell out of my mother's dress....

Excuse me sir, could you spare a buck or two?
Fuck you motherfucker, I need liquor too!

World full of crazy people and I guess I'm one and the same
And I tell you man, it's evil, but I don't know no other game
How did I get so...
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_tryst_:
genius love. smile
whiskeyagogo:
I think so too - can't take the credit - it's all old Rehab - just happened to listen to that song like 10 times in a row 'cuase it matches my mood......
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I woke up with an empty ice cream container next to my bed....I don't remember eating any ice cream....damn Ambien
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roxiekill:
thank you thank you thank you!!
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_tryst_:
Thank you SO MUCH my dear!!!!!!!!!!! you rock, oh yeah, exes suck. kiss you're great
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This is for Gayballs who said "i want awesome episodes that you can look back and laugh on now but made you want to murder back then. "

Ok - here's one - just a typical Wednesday night with him - this is the kind of shit I dealt with on a regular basis, stuff that could only happen to HIM and somehow seemed to...
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gayballs:
what the fuck

you uhh look back and laugh at that one, huh?
wow

if we got married it'd be a lot more boring
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brightredscream:
Ok that made me giggle too...
It made me think of Chuck shoes in a mango colour tongue
brightredscream:
PS - I'm glad I'm staying too wink
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I'm home - after 11 fucking hours driving in the pouring rain yesterday! Fuck - that sucked donkey balls! Two lane highways plus big trucks plus lots o'water equal no fun whatsoever.....
When I got home last night I was so happy to see my dog but he smelled like he had been rolling around in some combination of dead animal flesh, garbage, and poo....
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negatron:
ahahaha, everydamnthing you do sounds like an adventure!!! I HATE long drives in rain though, totally feel you on that one... happy you made it back in one piece! ...and love the leopard print dress! Meow! wink
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Ohhhh - it's quite lovely and lazy Sunday here in the Dirrrty South....I woke up too late to head back to LA today, will be leaving tomorrow.

It has been a very productive and enjoyable Atlanta visit. Found a loft I love. Have a couple potentials on the job front. Met several fun new people. Got laid. Saw some art. Had intelligent conversation. Ate some...
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drpepper23:
It was nice to meet you while you were here. (Yeah, "that's what she said.") tongue
When will you be moving back to the ATL?
Hope you have a good drive to LA with no troubles.
_tryst_:
heya darlin, just stopping by to say hello....
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Spending the day getting ready to drive to the ATL tomorrow - yay! I need to see some tall buildings, some art, and my gays. And eating - oh there are so many things I want to eat: Black bean quesedilla from La Fonda, Meatball sub from Johnny's, Risotto from Sotto Sotto (hey that rhymed!), Dim Sum from Hong Kong Harbor....I could go on and...
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cavalryguy:
nutso guys...and lonely crazed ladies...life is full of fucking retarded folks
bekindtomonkeys:
domestic disturbance? WTF is wrong with guys today? ugh. good luck with your job! all that food sounds delish.
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Today was errand day. Is there anything more mind numbingly boring that errands???? Bank, dry cleaner, post office, grocery store - shoot me. But - something amazing happened - I picked the right line at the bank drive-thru! When I pulled up there were 4 lanes, each with one car up to bat - I tried to hover to see who would move first but...
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negatron:
hehe, i hear you on the 'expresso' and 'could care less' thing... i have a friend who says 'far and few between' and 'supposably' drives me nuts every time! and she is the kind of person who will not take corrections!
cavalryguy:
i sorta wanna bleed the guy dry....just cus i am that evil half of the time. but that's not the right thing to do, morally, or ethically, or maybe for her happiness, which i guess is my ultimate wish. but in all honesty i want to be in iraq now...just doin missions...and killing things...cus i am good at it...
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I am spending way too much time on this site. It is rdiculously addictive...and it makes me horny. All the time. Which isn't a bad thing I guess. I am currently jobless with too much time on my hands - idle hands are the devil's playthings after all.

Sooooo - I am going to Atlanta next week and while I am there I'm going to...
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cavalryguy:
i'm sure your shoot will turn out just marvelous...
brightredscream:
Hey welcome to my friends list and stuff smile

I spend way too much time on this site tongue