whiskey_____

so Saturday me, my girl and a friend are driving to a wedding reception for a couple we don't even really know. On the way, we rear-end another car. FUCK. While we are sitting on the side oif the road waiting for a cop to show up to take a report we got a visit from the sleaziest man in the world (no, not Sleazy P. Martini, I fucking wish) He walks up and starts talking to us. He starts talking about money and points to his shoes and says, "how much do you think these shoes cost? Do you see the name? They are designer. $600 at least" Naturally, we were impressed beyond words. "Money don't mean nothing to me. Do you two want to....hang out later? I know people, I can get you what you need"

to be continued........

I LOVE STUPID PEOPLE!

I want some visitors people! I don't think I am going to be driving the truck anywhere anytime soon. She's kind of tired. She needs a week or two off. So, if ayone wants to come to Fresno (yeah right) give me a holler.
oh, sorry doll, I just couldn't help myself.