wendy1

pinky, are you pondering what i'm pondering?

well, i think so brain, but burlap chafes me so

i think so brain, but me and pipi longstocking, what would our children look like?

i think so brain, but this time you wear the tutu

i think so brain, but if they called them 'sad meals', kids wouldn't buy them

i think so brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?

i think so brain, but if we give peas a chance, wouldn't lima beans feel left out?

I know how to make you laugh

all i need is
1 tube sock
3 cans spray cheese (preferably name brand)
1 half eaten taco bell burrito with extra tomatoes
14 unread issues of time magazine
1 blue candle
3 pink candles (1 unscented and two scented)
1,293 red birthday candles (never lit)

stir ingredients together for 1 hour and fifty three minutes in a size medium football helmet (helmet must have NO, I REPEAT, NO chinstrap). pour over a hamster wheel onto coffee table. scoop into one extra large pair of childrens ......

wait a minute........

oh shit thats my recipe for chicken soup.
Are you sure you arent sick? I make a mean chicken soup.