all i need is
1 tube sock
3 cans spray cheese (preferably name brand)
1 half eaten taco bell burrito with extra tomatoes
14 unread issues of time magazine
1 blue candle
3 pink candles (1 unscented and two scented)
1,293 red birthday candles (never lit)
stir ingredients together for 1 hour and fifty three minutes in a size medium football helmet (helmet must have NO, I REPEAT, NO chinstrap). pour over a hamster wheel onto coffee table. scoop into one extra large pair of childrens ......
wait a minute........
oh shit thats my recipe for chicken soup.
Are you sure you arent sick? I make a mean chicken soup.
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all i need is
1 tube sock
3 cans spray cheese (preferably name brand)
1 half eaten taco bell burrito with extra tomatoes
14 unread issues of time magazine
1 blue candle
3 pink candles (1 unscented and two scented)
1,293 red birthday candles (never lit)
stir ingredients together for 1 hour and fifty three minutes in a size medium football helmet (helmet must have NO, I REPEAT, NO chinstrap). pour over a hamster wheel onto coffee table. scoop into one extra large pair of childrens ......
wait a minute........
oh shit thats my recipe for chicken soup.
Are you sure you arent sick? I make a mean chicken soup.