the transition from vegetarian to vegan was easier than I thought, but with night after night of serving delicious looking refried beans (made with lard), cheese empanadas and fajitas, I really just want to run to my car with a few plates and bury my face in them. MUST.NOT.GIVE.IN. must....think of the animals!!

sez : although I may smell delicious, eating me causes pain!!

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Because it would be cool when you're drinking with friends.
"Yeah, well this one time I slept with this vampire chick and..."
I would rather have a beer monkey tho.
Because a monkey buying alcohol and getting carded would rule.