So, I don't really sleep anymore. Ever. I don't know why. I'm not tired ever. Maybe because I never do anything. I need to get back to the gym.
Where is my spring??? I swear, if we get shafted on spring again this year, my size 11 Adidas Decades will discover the almighty colon of the Almighty.
My mom thinks penny is beautiful. Well, of course, she's old, but she ain't blind. She's also super-DIESEL, and promised to whip penny's ass if she gets outta line. Ya heard that, hooker?
I miss Auntie Kikka. She needs to get back stateside toute de suite. There's butts that need kickin' around here. And BUTTSSS that need KREWWW SEXSISINNNN.
This picture of me is being sold to a stock photo company, so if anybody actually sees it in use anywhere, please please please let me know.
Love to all.
Where is my spring??? I swear, if we get shafted on spring again this year, my size 11 Adidas Decades will discover the almighty colon of the Almighty.
My mom thinks penny is beautiful. Well, of course, she's old, but she ain't blind. She's also super-DIESEL, and promised to whip penny's ass if she gets outta line. Ya heard that, hooker?
I miss Auntie Kikka. She needs to get back stateside toute de suite. There's butts that need kickin' around here. And BUTTSSS that need KREWWW SEXSISINNNN.
This picture of me is being sold to a stock photo company, so if anybody actually sees it in use anywhere, please please please let me know.
Love to all.
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jena:
FAG? How about MOZ? 
That's more distinguished.
That's more distinguished.
gallas13:
i used to sleep all the time - thought i had mono. turned out i was just bored.